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My self-summary
I'm one of the founders of OkCupid. Also, since 2012 is the year of imposters:

@malgorithms on twitter
@malgorithms on github
@malgorithms on reddit

You can follow me on twitter, where I may make mysterious site announcements. More likely I'll announce programming and creative projects I work on over here at my desk: ** malgorithms **

Oh, also! I have a HUGE crush on that girl, Queen Latifah.

I want good things to happen to people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm happily married to the best girl who ever was. She comes first in my life, while I only come third in hers, behind her parents' puppy and whatever other dog is nearby.

Also, I helped create OkCupid with my friends and business partners Sam, Max, and Christian. I work a lot here. If you want to send me feedback, I'd love to hear from you. I'm slow in replying because my inbox is huge, but I'll read your note eventually.
I’m really good at
I don't know. I can't figure it all out tonight sir, I'm just gonna hang out with your daughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've decided to abridge...some recent items: bloody marys, especially from J's Oyster Bar in Portland, Maine, where I grew up. Iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts. Many, many books. I can't read non-fiction.

I buy books faster than I can read them.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Matching you up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A couple years ago in Costa Rica I howled at a howler monkey until it took a big steaming green crap in its own hand and threw it on my wife.
You should message me if
If you're ok with my not replying for a couple weeks.