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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Chris, Originally from Long Island, NY. Moved to Florida in 2006. Wouldn't mind moving little further north, but the winters here are pretty nice. Though i really miss the changing of the seasons.

A summary you say?

I enjoy small crowds, tea, board games, the occasional walk or bike ride, if it's not too hot out. staring off into space, tattoos (i have them), open world video games that do not revolve around massive yelling and constant pewpew to the face.

I'd love to get a green thumb, how does one acquire such a feat? Been desiring more plants around lately. Succulents and carnivorous plants interest me the most. Lithops are pretty badass.

Deadpan. /stares

A dog person, who has a cat to which i'm allergic to.
Have worked in petstores.

replying to a question with a question? absolutely


My favorite color is green.. although I have a strange affection towards Salmon. Not the color or the fish, just mostly the word Salmon. It's just a coincidence it's also a color and a fish.
What I’m doing with my life
Rubbing my belly, patting my head, standing on one foot while hopping and chewing gum.
I’m really good at
things? things count.. i am good at doing the unexpected in a very predictable behavior that keeps you guessing yet continues to fall in line with everything else that happens to present itself in a way that completely blows your mind in the most subtle and expected manner.
The first things people usually notice about me
my nose? no.. my eyes.. or my head.. if i'm far away you will probably see my body before my nose.. although my nose will most likely follow second.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Depends on my mood really. Most of the time shuffle is checked. If i have trouble sleeping, i'll listen to some jazz or classical with more string instrumentals. Usually shy away from techno, rap, country, jungle types. Rock though is my go to.

Movies - Bring some raisinetts and a comedy and i'm yours. Anything with Bill Murray, John Candy, Steve Martin, Richard Pyror, Gene Wilder and the likes. Indie movies are great too, it's not all about the blockbusters. Some nice low key stuff is out there. Also comic based movies, even if done in a silly way, it was amazing to see them brought to life. Just to add a few - Star wars to ghostbusters, beetlejuice to Michael Keaton's batman, Snatch, The man from nowhere, kung fu hustle, Clerks, plains trains and automobiles, to Mega mind and i'm a sucker for romantic comedies. Them feel good shits get me everytime. Don't get me wrong though... old school fright night movies rock too. (yeah! sound tough Chris, they will believe you)

Books - Sadly I haven't read many books in the past. Recently a kindle fire worked it's way into my hands and I've been reading much more. I went through A song of ice and fire books with the swiftness. Just finished reading The Mistborn triligy. Off and on reading the World of warcraft books. Read some Dragonlance long ago. Still need to read LOTR, but i read the Hobbit. I liked Neil Gaiman's American Gods, the tv show coming out sounds interesting. Fantasy sci-fi seems to be my niche, so If you have any suggestions, I'll add them to the list!

I like many many Tv. Again focus on sci-fi. Star trek TNG and it's like, supernatural, grimm, Chuck was fun, better of ted was great, raising hope, Family guy, Archer, invader zim, yes breaking bad, sons and TWD too. Scrubs, i miss scrubs.

Not a fan of spicy hot foods, they scare my buds! Mild, i like mild and mostly italian style meals. Love me some breaded chicken cutlets on top of pasta with marinara sauce, cheese, garlic, and some oregano.
Six things I could never do without
1. Some form of conversation. Even if it's mumbling to myself (Yay inner friends)
2. My eyes. There are plenty of wonderful things to see in the world. Even if I don't get to see the most beautiful sight there is, I still wish to see what I do.
3. Something to drink. Being parched sucks
4. My memories.
5. The items I hold onto that jump start my memories. I am afraid to lose hold on that part of my mind and forget .... everything.
6. Air..a good inhale of some nice brisk air certainly keeps me going.

Yes, I numbered them. As well listed Air.. how common?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about why the squirrel that lives in the palm tree, insists on chirping on the patio screen and along the fence. Why critter, why must you do this at 7am.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I uh...Still use my fingers to count. Don't judge!
You should message me if
What a silly way to go about this section,
"You should message me if"

"IF you're bored? want to know more about me? care to share some twizzlers? I didn't scare you off?"

or wish to give me a hug; I’d love a hug! Feel free to send a message!

I'll leave it at this,
We're all a little odd in the head. We all have a past. Call it whatever you will. Thus is life. Hi, my name is Chris. You are?
The two of us