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My self-summary
A few hundred years from now, archaeologists will probably uncover this profile saved onto a long-buried hard drive somewhere. It will be a monumental find, as it will offer the world's citizens a long-awaited glimpse into my life. Sort of like a space-age King Tut.

My name is Chris, and I'm just your typical friendly neighborhood spider-killer. You can read about me below, or just talk to me. Or make educated assumptions based on my photos.

I try to approach life with the ultimate balance of thinking ahead and living in the moment.

See you around, eh?
What I’m doing with my life
I work, I play hockey, and I go on adventures! My friends/roomates and I are all into filmmaking; we are currently working on several projects, including a sketch comedy channel.

My great passion right now is travelling the world. I've been around a bit, and I want to see the rest. Scandanavia, South America, Antarctica, etc... I just need a travel buddy! If you have travelling on your profile, I will probably message you about it.
I’m really good at
I am good at: hockey, baking, writing, driving, games, thinking, planning, cleaning, analyzing, helping, napping, joking, wii boxing, scrabble, and shooting, among other things.

I am poor at, but trying to improve at: dancing, jump rope, not being sarcastic, woodworking, air hockey, sewing, and drinking tequila, among other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt. Definitely my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too much to list, so I will just go with the last three of each that I have partaken in. There is obviously loads more in each category that I enjoy.

Books: The APA rulebook, A Song of Ice and Fire, Calvin and Hobbes and the Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

Movies: Mad Max: Fury Road, Young Frankenstein, Fistful of Dollars

Shows: Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, Always Sunny

Music: Death Cab, The Beatles, Mr. Little Jeans

Food: Cherries, protein bar, and raisin nut bran
The six things I could never do without
Amazon Prime
Some kind of transportation that isn't the bus
Pajama pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling. The places i've been, and what uncharted ones might be like. Also muffins. And pie. And how much I hate parody YouTube videos that use a still from the original as their thumbnail.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a movie with friends, maybe playing hockey, or otherwise out having fun somewhere. Occasionally a night in here and there doesn't hurt either, especially since my house has basically everything a small bar has.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a little kid, I used to watch Peter Pan almost every day, and always cried when Nana the dog got stuck on the leash and couldn't go to Never-Never Land...
You should message me if
You want to trade baking recipes.
You think you can beat me at scrabble.
You want to talk travel.
You want to learn to ice skate.