32Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I'm open-minded and sarcastic.

I spend wayyyyyy too much time crawling wikipedia pages before bed.

I love walking the streets of NY.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a small real estate firm. I'm not a jerk, though (promise)
I’m really good at
being a doofus
The first things people usually notice about me
My droopy eyes. I look wasted 24/7. It's kind of annoying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read stuff, mostly random content from the internet.

If you haven't seen The Room (2003) you don't know what you're missing.

Food is good. I need it to live, and stuff.

I cant leave my house without my headphones.
Six things I could never do without
My laptop
A sense of humor
My imagination
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why marine biologists try to spread the rumor that sharks don't like the taste of humans.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, or in with friends.

locked in my room; playing the guitar or looping samples.

covered in paint

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tend to discover music years after it was originally released.
You should message me if
You're up for the challenge
The two of us