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My self-summary

My name is Christopher.

I work a whole lot, and very hard; however, I will find and make time for the right man.

I am long term oriented, and I hope to find somebody of the same mindset.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying everything life has to offer me.
I’m really good at
- Cooking
- Being a huge dork
- Being a huge spaz
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a spaz...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

- The Scream Series
- The Man Who Knew Too Much
- The Fountain
- American Psycho
- Requiem For A Dream
- Death Becomes Her
- Serial Mom
- Inland Empire
- Mulholland Drive
- She-Devil
- Whatever Happened to Baby Jane


- Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
- Weeds
- Six Feet Under
- Angel
- Informative Murder Porn
- South Park
- Arrested Development
- American Horror Story
- Revenge
- 30 Rock
- Archer
- Veronica Mars
- The Simpsons
- Family Guy
- American Dad
- Damages
- Twin Peaks
- Medium


- Arabian Nights
- The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli
- Animal Farm by George Orwell
- Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
- Candide by Voltaire
- Das Capital by Karl Marx
- Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
- Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx
- Lord of the Flies by William Golding
- Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
- Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes
- Social Contract by Jean Jacques Rousseau
- Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
- The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
- James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
- As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
- General Introduction to Psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud
- Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

I love all kinds of music.
Six things I could never do without
I cannot do without my family and friends, my crazy imagination, steampunk culture, traveling, and music!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Watches, history, theories, policy, fun stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually hanging out at home watching tv, running errands, or hanging with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you were to purchase me an original Mondrian, I would marry you the next day.

I love all forms of art.
You should message me if
If you have gotten this far, and aren't scared off... say hi :-P
The two of us