45 Hurst, United States
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My self-summary
Fire-breathing girl from another planet. Master of -isms, -asms, and ninja skills.

I have come to the conclusion that I am a spinster. I've spent time debating on knitting or working a jigsaw puzzle. I finally decided on a puzzle of a spinster knitting a motivational slogan sweater for her cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Rabid napping, straightening out paperclips and then seeing if I can get them to balance on end while eating tomatoes.
I’m really good at
Intergalactic hitchhiking, being reclusive, hitting on women out of my league, eating tomatoes, lucid dreams while I am wide awake, avoiding other people's hells.
The first things people usually notice about me
My friends say I have the energy of two people, while my ex-friends say that I am two people. My family just calls me "special."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kathy Reichs, Armistead Maupin, Michael Chrichton
William F. Buckley Jr. - The Right Word
Andre Breton - Nadja
Brian Eno - A Year With Swollen Appendices
Douglas Coupland - Life After God
Paul Eluard

Mario Bava (Blood & Black Lace, Black Sabbath)
Mystery Team ( )
Ghost World
Megamind, Cowboy Bebop, My Neighbor Totoro
Suspiria, Bird With The Crystal Plumage, Profondo Rosso
Harold & Maude, Exotica
Burn After Reading, The Big Lebowski

I like horror movies because to be terrified, to be scared out of your skin, is the beginning of freedom, of opening your eyes to what is graphic and dark and gorgeous about life, thereby conquering the monsters of your mind.

Entourage, The L Word, Party Down, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Bored To Death, Community, Daria, Peepshow

World music, experimental, Turkish hip hop, electrotango
Erik Satie, Zbigniew Preisner
Frank Zappa, David Byrne, Brian Eno, The Flaming Lips
The Dead Milkmen
Art Pepper, Ornette Coleman, Thelonious Monk
Cafe Tacuba, Los Amigos Invisibles, Manu Chao, Bonde Do Role
Missy Elliot, Reggie Watts
Tahiti 80, Annie, Cibo Matto
Firewater - This Is My Life
Van Morrison

Ethnic food, fresh food
Thai soup
Beefsteak tomato and onion salads with bleu cheese crumbles
Goat cheese
Prince Edward Island oysters
The six things I could never do without
Splendid isolation
Irrepressible joy
The ability to count
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1.61803399 and tomatoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Barney Miller reruns while eating tomatoes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a recurring dream of suddenly discovering through a variety of means a secret room in my house that is my one special place. It is hidden by a fake wall and is reached through a secret corridor or back staircase. Every time I come upon it in my dreams I am relieved. It has that odd combination of seemingly totally strange (the light is different, the furniture is different, even the air is different) and yet completely comfortable. In the rest of my life however, with the notable exception of certain private moments in my nascent intimate life, this sense of comfort has been absent.
You should message me if
You are immunized against the showy.

If you are a lady in the streets and a dark, terrifying, chthonic hell beast in the roads and alleyways, in the liminal, protean spaces from which people avert their gaze and speed past in unthinking, primal terror.