I'm a quiet person a lot of the time. The rest of the time I'm vulgar and absurd. Certain types of people and/or alcohol are the catalyst. I'm perfectly happy people watching and listening.
Formerly an aspiring musician and more recently a machinist. Currently amateur flow artist and human parts recycler. Hopefully eventually to become a cyborg riding a genetically engineered flying unicorn.
...Okay, you got me. I'm sure you can tell I actually CAN read. And if you can't then you probably can't read yourself, so what are you doing staring at these strange symbols? Put your helmet back on and step away from the computer. Wait...you can't read this. Nevermind.
Robert Jordan is my favorite author and I will selfishly never forgive him for dying.
George R. R. Martin, Mercedes Lackey, Octavia Butler, Tracy Hickman, Margaret Weiss, mostly fantasy or sci-fi. Reality bores me.
Legend, 28 days later, Stardust, Interview with a vampire, Mega-shark vs. Giant octopus, anything terrible or awesome. Mostly horror or fantasy/sci-fi but I like pretty much everything.
Game of Thrones, The daily show, colbert report, 30 Rock, Portlandia, the walking dead, Hypnotoad, it's always sunny in philadelphia, The Walking Dead
Iamx, bjork, Wumpscut, combichrist, a perfect circle, tool, ladytron, garbage, eisbrecher, oomph, shiny toy guns, NIN, emilie autumn, tori amos android lust
I like food. Especially sushi or anything painful.
I'm actually two midgets in a trench coat. Don't call us midgets though or your knees will feel our tiny wrath. We prefer the term "wee folk"