35 Gainesville, United States
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My self-summary
I don't like to take things too seriously. Almost anything can be funny. I adore the ridiculous and in the right light pretty much everything is ridiculous.

I'm a quiet person a lot of the time. The rest of the time I'm vulgar and absurd. Certain types of people and/or alcohol are the catalyst. I'm perfectly happy people watching and listening.

Formerly an aspiring musician and more recently a machinist. Currently amateur flow artist and human parts recycler. Hopefully eventually to become a cyborg riding a genetically engineered flying unicorn.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Breathing. And blinking. It's pretty impressive. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
Piercings. "did that hurt"?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What is books? I never learned to read. :(
...Okay, you got me. I'm sure you can tell I actually CAN read. And if you can't then you probably can't read yourself, so what are you doing staring at these strange symbols? Put your helmet back on and step away from the computer. can't read this. Nevermind.

Robert Jordan is my favorite author and I will selfishly never forgive him for dying.
George R. R. Martin, Mercedes Lackey, Octavia Butler, Tracy Hickman, Margaret Weiss, mostly fantasy or sci-fi. Reality bores me.

Legend, 28 days later, Stardust, Interview with a vampire, Mega-shark vs. Giant octopus, anything terrible or awesome. Mostly horror or fantasy/sci-fi but I like pretty much everything.

Game of Thrones, The daily show, colbert report, 30 Rock, Portlandia, the walking dead, Hypnotoad, it's always sunny in philadelphia, The Walking Dead

Iamx, bjork, Wumpscut, combichrist, a perfect circle, tool, ladytron, garbage, eisbrecher, oomph, shiny toy guns, NIN, emilie autumn, tori amos android lust

I like food. Especially sushi or anything painful.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Magnets. And pregnant birds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Practicing my breathing and blinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm irrationally annoyed by people that don't get the whole "most" and "willing to admit" parts of this section. Never mind the fact that everything that follows this sentence is pure nonsense (or so I'd have you believe)

I'm actually two midgets in a trench coat. Don't call us midgets though or your knees will feel our tiny wrath. We prefer the term "wee folk"
You should message me if
You want to go on an adventure. Or you aren't put off by weirdos. Or if you speak english. I've always wanted to learn.