47Berkeley, United States
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My self-summary
Sorry it's taking so long to get my profile essays written. Coming soon, I promise to thrill and delight you with the 100% true and painstakingly documented AMAZING story of my life!
What I’m doing with my life
Evolving into an intelligent life form.
I’m really good at
Critical thinking. My job. Decorating things. Rescuing wild animals. Cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I must be a musician or an artist. I must be Irish. I probably play basketball. Cool name. The Purple Penguin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tribulation 99: Alien Anomalies Under America, Santa Sangre, F for Fake, An Injury to One, Carnival of Souls, Incredibly Strange Creatures Who stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies, Wild Guitars, anything French from the '50s,'60s, or '70s.

Serge Gainsbourg, garage rock, The Cramps, Pixies, Tom Waits, Parliament/Funkadelic
Six things I could never do without
Clean water and air. Unspoiled nature. My ding a ding dang, dang a long ling long.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Re-framing the intercourse, I mean discourse.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Does it have to be true? OK, I sometimes enjoy folding laundry. Also, there's this one thing that most people do (no, I'm not talking about masturbation). I don't do it.
You should message me if
You're bored or a little lonely...or just tired of the bar scene. You want to meet exciting singles in your area. Call now!
The two of us