31 Youngstown, United States
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My self-summary
You know when you’re in high school and you take the job placement tests? Most people are told they would make a great doctor, teacher, or lawyer, but mine said that I could run a laundry mat, become a rocket scientist, or stop cheating off the Asian kid.

While I am sad to say that I'm not the proud owner of the Spintown Laundromat, I do find the time now and again to make people laugh, spend time with my friends and family, or a new art masterpiece. I'm always up for trying to make something new; hanging out with new people, just relaxing and having a good time.

I am an artist; sculptor, graphic designer, web designer, photographer, and painter. I graduated from Youngstown State University with a degree in graphic design in 2008.
What I’m doing with my life
I just recently moved to Youngstown from Columbus. I'm taking over the family business... that business happens to be a Christmas tree farm. I’m still working on freelance projects in my free time.
I’m really good at
Cooking, creating, playing pool, most sports (soccer and Frisbee mostly), telling dumb jokes, poker, and trying new things that you think are cool.

Also, I'm the fastest Christmas tree cutter in Ohio. I don't have a medal, but you can time me. It's the most useless skill, unless you want instant Christmas cheer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Alien, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Unforgiving, Se7en, Silence of the lambs, Pulp Fiction, La Confidential, Howl's Moving Castle, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Death Proof, Sand Lot, Ghost Busters, The Royal Tenenbaums.

Great movies you might not have seen

Brick, Layer Cake, Princess Mononoke, City of God, Run Lola Run, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fargo, The Big Chill, , Cash Back, Interview with a Vampire.

TV shows

Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter, Sopranos, United States of Tara, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rome, Louie.

Stephen king books, Harry Potter and the True Blood Books, Game of Thrones series, Hunger Games.


Fun, The Strokes, Company of Thieves, Vampire Weekend, Young the Giant, Silversun Pickups, The Black Keys, Fitz and the Tantrums, San Cisco, Passion pit.
The six things I could never do without
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely out doing something new or trying to find a pool shark and give them a run for their money.
You should message me if
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket