churrupy
26 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
A Dork-Meister 3000, Fashion Disaster Edition.

I play Skyrim--Witcher 3--Shadow of Mordor eight hours a day.

Irreverent to my eternal detriment.

I pretend to read but actually I'm just playing Spider Solitaire.

I'm a pathological overthinker.

Come talk to me while I marathon Parks and Rec yet again.

I'm also interested in trying out a ukulele, so if you've got one that you wanna just... give away...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional novelist/indie writer because writing is actually pretty kickass so long as you're allergic to money.

I also freelance because I'm not actually THAT allergic, it turns out.
I’m really good at
Cheating at video games.

Never leaving the house.

Going for long walks.

Hypocrisy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a dude! SURPRISE!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hybrid Theory. That Pumpkin Hill song from Sonic Adventure 2.
The six things I could never do without
Free food. Alone time. Well-timed traffic lights. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously warm blankets. Weird introspective navel-gazey two in the morning conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Story planning, what I'm eating for dinner that night, the Perfect Morning Routine, silly Twitter jokes, social analysis, pretending that I'm Gregory House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing lesbian romances and watching foreign animated movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's my life's goal to make you laugh at least once.
You should message me if
You wanna have a rap battle involving awkwardly quirky self-deprecating humor.

You're also bored at three on the morning and wanna text me.

If you want some shy friends cause ho boy am I good at doing that.

Your lips are cute and you have receipts for being an awesome kisser. ;)

If you're daring you can ask for my Line username. I'll probably respond faster there.
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