churrupy
25 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
A Dork-Meister 3000, Fashion Disaster Edition.

I play Skyrim--Witcher 3--Shadow of Mordor eight hours a day.

I have an Alphasmart because I Love the Nineties.

I pretend to read but actually I'm just playing Spider Solitaire.

I'm a pathological overthinker.

I'm mostly just looking for people to talk to while I marathon Parks and Rec again. I know, improper use of a dating site, but I like to stick it to the man.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional novelist because writing is actually pretty kickass so long as you're allergic to money.
I’m really good at
Cheating at video games.

Never leaving the house.

Going for long walks.

Offbeat humor and goofiness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a dude! SURPRISE!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
That Pumpkin Hill song from Sonic Adventure 2.
The six things I could never do without
Free food. Alone time. Well-timed traffic lights. Sleep and hot showers. Puppies. Obnoxiously warm blankets. Weird introspective navel-gazey two in the morning conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Story planning, what I'm eating for dinner that night, the Perfect Morning Routine, silly Twitter jokes, social analysis, pretending that I'm Gregory House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing lesbian romances and watching foreign animated movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tendency to pull the muscles in my feet when I jog. I didn't even know feet HAD muscles!!
You should message me if
You wanna have a rap battle involving awkwardly quirky self-deprecating humor.

You're also bored at three on the morning and wanna text me.

If you want some shy friends cause ho boy am I good at doing that.

I'm shitty at responding to messages on here. If you're daring you can ask for my Line username.
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