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My self-summary
I'm a choose-your-own-adventure book with a twist ending; logophile, Earl Grey tea enthusiast. Predator posing as a house pet. If I get one more backhanded compliment, I will find you and introduce you to the back of my hand. I never half-ass two things; I whole-ass one thing. I adopted a black cat because people think they're bad luck. I love to people watch, destroy people at Scrabble, and make people laugh. I can never seem to keep my room neat and I hate throwing things away... "I might need that 30 years from now!!" I could get lost in Target or Barnes and Noble. I would definitely die first in a horror movie. My thoughts are terribly disjointed, and I love to laugh more than anything in the world. ~Lisa

"And these are the words you wish you wrote down.
This is the way you wish your voice sounds,
Handsome and smart.
Oh my tongue's the only muscle on my body
That works harder than my heart.
And its all from watching TV,
And from speeding up my breathing.
Wouldn't stop if I could.
Oh it hurts to be this good." - Brand New

"Do you want to get some raviolis?" - Trainwreck
What I’m doing with my life
College, slinging 'za.
I’m really good at
Taking care of people. Listening instead of just waiting for my turn to speak. Waiting until the last minute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jane Eyre, HP, A Discovery of Witches, Freakonomics, Malcolm Gladwell, Neal Shusterman, Invisible Man, and I've never met a YA book I didn't like. If you have a Goodreads account you can kick it.

Movies: Fight Club, Mad Max, The Fifth Element, Kingsman, The Orphanage. I love the movies. Especially those reclining seats now.

Music: Brand New, Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, Death Cab, Florence, Regina, Arctic Monkeys, Yeasayer, and I can rap many an Eninem or Nicki verse

TV: Rick and Morty is my favorite show. Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Black Mirror, Broad City.

Games: BioShock, Heavy Rain, Until Dawn, Magic Orbz, Garden Warfare.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is this a good idea for a teen book?

Can I pet that dog?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working and then catching up with my awesomely weird girlfriends.
You should message me if
You have a passion for anything.*

*except murdering girls off OkCupid
The two of us