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My self-summary
Screenwriter, director, reluctant producer. I'm a pretty mellow guy but I have the capacity to geek. I'm a gypsy by blood and a Texan by birth but I got out of there as soon as I could.

My friends have described me as "half mad scientist, half evil genius" and a "noir cowboy."
What I’m doing with my life
Headset jockey by day. Filmmaker turned vigilante by night.

Just sold my everloving soul to the Man for a full-time promotion so...yay?

I spend my spare time crawling through dungeons, slaying dragons, rescuing princesses, and saving Hyrule
I’m really good at
Remaining silent in foreign languages, rolling 20's, rolling joints, smoking joints, sarcasm, gypsy magic, and the ways of the force
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Alchemist, Dark Tower Series, Les Miserables, Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Tao te Ching, The Dresden Files, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Walking on Water, Name of the Wind, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dune, favored writers include Neil Gaiman, Shakespeare, Terry Pratchett, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Allen Moore

Casablanca, Big Fish, Third Man, Howl, Visioneers, Dead Man, Finding Neverland, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Back to the Future(s), Lord of the Rings trilogy, Fifth Element, The Fall, Tale of Despereaux, Snatch, Sherlock Holmes & Game of Shadows, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Sean of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Marvel Avengers series, Serenity, Meet Joe Black, Evil Dead, Troll 2, Immortals, Directors: Stanley Kubrick, Christopher Nolan, Terry Giliam, Buster Keaton, David Lynch this list could seriously go on forever.

Doctor Who, Spaced, Community, 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, The Office, Arrested Development, Firefly, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Futurama, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Peep Show, Mystery Science Theatre, Heroes, did I say Doctor Who? One Piece, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, D. Gray-Man, South Park, Family Guy and all of Seth MacFarlane's shows, Code Monkeys

Dr. Dog, Jack White in all his incarnations, likewise for Maynard James Keenan, The Beatles (together and individually), David Bowie, Billy Idol, The Doors, The Decemberists, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Journey, Animal Collective, Ben Harper, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Metric, Gogol Bordello, Islands, The Killers, M83, My Morning Jacket, Paul Simon, Modest Mouse, Queen, Brand New, Spoon, Swell Season, Sufjan Stevens, Stars, Wolf Parade, Ab-Soul, Kendrick Lamar, Schoolboy Q, Jay Rock

Anything that is edible, I will eat at least once but as for favorites..... I'll always have a special place in my stomach for sour cream chicken enchiladas, seriously the best thing to ever exist
The six things I could never do without
A D20
A Towel (the most useful tool an intergalactic hitchhiker can carry)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What kind of life and death situation will it take to activate my superpowers?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling at home playing board games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the Dungeon Master of my Dungeons and Dragons party, let the judging begin.
You should message me if
You're on team Mystic

If your feet don't quite touch the ground

If you'd compare yourself to Winry Rockbell

If you want to go on adventures but can bring your own chain mail and longsword

If you're looking for someone who will treat you like Kanye West treats Kanye West

If you're smart, classy, and sassy.