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My self-summary
What do i dooooooo? I collect spores, molds, and fungus. I work, I read, I read more, I enjoy televised entertainment, and the occasional movie. I am on a kickass Rocky Horror Picture Show cast in Dallas, in which I play "Really big guy who offends at high volumes". Outside of performance, I just enjoy being around people. My ideal person is someone I can just be in the same room with, not necessarily having to be each others entertainment, just share space and have good times. And I can get stuff off the top shelf. All day. When I cook, I narrate to myself in Alton Brown voice. When I karaoke, I do Bitch. I own a Zune.
What I’m doing with my life
In theory, I would like to find work as a screenwriter, either for TV or film. I used to do a little radio, and I wouldn't mind a gig as a DJ, voiceovers, or voice acting. I work in the amazingly breakneck world of title insurance.
I’m really good at
Swearing, making jokes, backrubs, making two or three things in the kitchen, and sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm crazy tall, I'm loud in the right situation, and I look like Penn from Penn and Teller.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Goonies, Tron, Star Wars trilogy

Shows: All of them? How I Met Your Mother, Top Gear, Community, The West Wing, Doctor Who, various anime, Family Guy, various cartoons because I am a 14 year old at heart, Warehouse 13.

Music: They Might Be Giants is the only band I really live and die by. I don't like music so much as I like songs. It's a means to an end, and I just like what strikes me fancy. Mostly it's background noise while I drive
Six things I could never do without
My phone
My arms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Going to sleep, immortality, tacos
On a typical Friday night I am
At rehearsal for Rocky Horror, or home reading/Facebook/timewasting
The two of us