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My self-summary
My name is Ciara. Most folks call me Ci. You can too. I'm weird, rad, clumsy as fuck, and generally content. I'm woman enough to admit that I keep this profile mostly for attention. I'm at that point in my twenties where I get lipstick all over my Capri Sun straw, and working at the mall sounds a hell of a lot better than working in someone's office. So, yeah, life is weird. I'm rolling with it, though. I like garage rock, citrus fruits, fellows with handsome facial hair, and sunglasses. I find humor in mundane things, and like hearing people's stories. I'm as polite, proper, and ladylike as a girl with a potty mouth and a dirty mind can hope to be. I have Lupus, but I try not to let it slow me down. I tend to stick out like a sore thumb, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
What I’m doing with my life
I manage millennials and push clothes around at a fast-fashion retailer at one of the busiest malls in the state. When I'm not doing that, I'm getting high, drinking High Life, and petting a cat or two (OK, I have three). Also I'm working on slowly furnishing and decorating the house I just bought. Very slowly. I used to be a great writer, but haven't written anything I care about in a few years.
I’m really good at
Based on the majority of messages I get, I think I must be really good at seeming "like a cool girl". I'm actually really good at working retail, laughing at inappropriate times, online shopping in my bra and panties, drinking to excess, writing bitchy little poems, making playlists, forgetting I have tattoos, then being startled when I catch a glimpse of one in the mirror, and stroking egos.
The first things people usually notice about me
Once, an upset customer complaining to another manager about me described me as 'that smart mouth bitch with the big tits that thinks she's sexy', so I guess that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of Bukowski (maybe too much Bukowski, I'm developing a complex), Sallinger, and Emerson. Sprinkle on some Faulkner, Burroughs, Capote, Plath, and the occasional Haruki Murakami, Michael Lewis, or Douglas Adams for good measure as well. I like all the dirty bits of John Updike novels and read things by Nicholson Baker because he has a way of making things both sexy AND kinda gross.

After years of debate, I can honestly declare that Glassjaw is my most favorite band in all of music. I like a ton of other stuff too! I used to have long list of all the awesome music I like, I guess as a way to make it more clear to people how dope I am. I don't think that's necessary any more. I will say that lately I've been into classic Beastie Boys, Pinegrove, Ron Gallo, Vagabon, and those new Grizzly Bear songs.

Movies are terrible these days if you really think about it. I'll watch a cult classic every once in a while if my attention spans allows, though.

I prefer to drink my meals, but since food is necessary to live and the munchies are a real thing, I'll never say no to a taco.

The Simpsons is usually playing on a constant loop at my house. I really loved Children's Hospital and Delocated. Recently, I've been going back through various mid-late 90s sketch comedy shows like The State and Mr. Show. In Living Color is next.
Six things I could never do without
My sense of hearing
Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson
In The Red Records
My sister's son
A space heater
Gel eyeliner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Folk Songs and cigarettes;
Yellow things and fashion magazines;
Tattoo designs and distortion peddles;
Dark liquor and house cats;
Breasts and poetry;
Hydrocodone and my current hair style;
Cartoons and scented candles;
Pineapple pizzas and white grape blunt wraps;
Arthritis medication and consumer behavior;
Sex and world domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing, laughing, hugging, drinking, smoking, reading, listening, walking, talking, dancing, meeting, texting, sleeping, fucking, being, going, receiving, loosing, running, clapping, learning, singing, working, screaming, introducing, playing, lying, thinking, fixing, dressing, wishing, giving, doing, longing, remembering, creating, breathing, winning, jumping, smiling, arguing, kissing, driving, and/or a multitude of other gerunds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't sleep well. Sorry if I message you at 4 am. Insomnia is a cold, hard bitch.

Yes, I have a boyfriend, with whom I am very much in love. But don't worry, he's cool with me searching Okcupid for strange.
You should message me if
You should message me if you're an egotistical, maladjusted, slightly damaged, creative, lethargic, bored, nerdy, at least semi-passionate, well-meaning asshole that's easy to be around and likes pretty girls with straight teeth.

Or, if you're Brad Neely.

I think it is important to note that if you're just trying to hatefuck a black chick, I ain't that bitch, OK?
The two of us