Turn-ons include thievery and liquor. Turn-offs include underpants, pedestrians, and justice.
After years of debate, I can honestly declare that Glassjaw is my most favorite band in all of music. I like a ton of other stuff too! Here is a list:
Margot & the Nuclear So and Sos, Beach House, Every Time I Die, The Intelligence, Japandroids, Thee Oh Sees, Death Grips, Sun Kil Moon, Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate), Cloud Nothings, Father John Misty,Cold Cave, Some Girls, Foxing, Washed Out, Youth Lagoon, Deerhoof, Lord Snow, Ty Segall, Connections, Dutch Uncles, Cat Power, Tom Vek, The Tallest Man on Earth, Beat Happening, Hunx & His Punx, The Breeders, Divine Fits, Grizzly Bear, Tennis, The Fresh & Onlys, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Destroyer, Circle Takes the Square, Neko Case, Times New Viking, Daughn Gibson, Dent May, Fear Before the March of Flames, Real Estate, Daughters, Wavves, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Shannon and the Clams, Tyvek, K-Holes, The Clash, Hot Chip, Tanlines, Cayucas, Girls Names, Dance Gavin Dance, Pop. 1280, Interpol, and a lot more that I'm forgetting right now.
I always think movies are too long. I'm sure that says something about my attention span, or lack thereof. Some movies that I'll always love are Brick (and pretty much any other movie Rian Johnson has directed. I saw Looper three times in the theaters.), There Will Be Blood, Taxi Dirver, The Chumscrubber, Serenity, Funny Games, Moonrise Kingdom, The Matrix Reloaded, Half Nelson, Antichrist, Shaolin Soccer, Josie and the Pussycats, Thumbsucker, The Signal, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Fight Club, The Science of Sleep, Zelig, Suspiria, Darjeeling Limited, Let the Right One In, Visioneers, Closer, Starship Troopers, Cosmopolis, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
My mother always told me to never eat in front of a man because "that's not something a man needs to see a woman do", so I have a hard time even discussing food with members of the opposite sex. I'm working on that and recently ate a half a plate of hummus on a date. Suck on that, Ma! I do like to drink with fellas though, and may attempt to drink you under the proverbial table. I like beers with lots of hops and colas with lots of rum. Specifically, Bell's Hopslam Ale, and Coke+Kraken.
The Simpsons is usually playing on a constant loop at my apartment. I really loved Children's Hospital and Delocated. Recently, I've been going back through various mid-late 90s sketch comedy shows like The State and Mr. Show. In Living Color is next.
Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson
In The Red Records
My intense and beautiful older sister, Andrea
A sixth thing I have yet to encounter
Yellow things and fashion magazines;
Tattoo designs and distortion peddles;
Dark liquor and house cats;
Breasts and poetry;
Hydrocodone and my current hair style;
Cartoons and scented candles;
Pineapple pizzas and white grape blunt wraps;
Arthritis medication and consumer behavior;
Sex and world domination.
Yes, I have a boyfriend, who I'm very much in love with. But don't worry, he's cool with me searching Okcupid for some strange every now and again.
I also really need chick friends, so if you're an alright lady and wanna talk about hair dye and penis sizes, message me and let's be pals.