I like puns, existential humor, cereal, and horses. I'm also pretty fond of swimming in the ocean.
Pretty happy being single right now but I'm up for meeting people, especially since I just relocated. I like traveling, dancing, hiking, and sitting in coffee shops.
Don't send me anything obscene or boring.
You have been warned.
Yes, I am judging you. Mwahahaha.
The occasional compliment
Whether or not pajamas actually have a purpose in a warm climate.
When I'm home by myself I think it's awesome to fart as loudly as I want.