32 Fort Lauderdale, United States
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My self-summary
I'm one of those people that never takes myself seriously. If you hate that kind of person then you would hate me.

I make tea, have sexy time AKA playing video games, read comic books,I prefer writers like Alan Moore Neil Gaiman Frank Miller, Warren Ellis and Brian Clevinger comic artists are great to like Eric Powell, Alex Ross, Tony Harris and Jim Lee. Venom is my baby's daddy! I obsess over ebola. I am both a zombie and a dinosaur. Horror movies own me, like Basketcase, Evil dead Army of Darkness, Bruce Campbell baby wooooooo! I want to own a chainsaw. The second law of thermodynamics is amazing even tho it doesn't help me stay warm in a cold pool.

I want to have sex with someone dressed as Spiderman, or with Spiderman. Or Batman I am not picky.

I also put random objects in my mouth.

I want to see if anyone has love butter in their interest list, that is the purpose of this sentance, mmhmm! heheh love butter!

I also use ridiculous adjectives in everyday sentences, pizza tastes marvelously delectable and my typing is heinous and needs to be shot in the face!

If you haven't noticed already I'm a huge potty mouth, more so when I type less in person and actual speech!

I'm also fascinated by the whole steampunk revolution. I want to be a crazy time traveler!

HEY!! BTW!! I rarely if EVER answer IMs on this thing, so yeah don't bother. (it crashes my pc, and it's a hassle)

I am silly, low in sodium, and high in fiber

ALSO! I am NOT SINGLE I am NOT here for dates or hook ups or whatever! Please don't message me about "random sexual encounters" Not interested! Just here for friends and the like. I've had this thing forever and I really enjoy the community! If you want to strike up a conversation then sweet, let's chat. If your message is "yo girl, we should meet up" The answer will be no. Thank you!
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently a freelance artist which means I am broke as a joke! But I am also doing Ebay and random graphic arts jobs here or there. It's fun, I make enough to get by so I can set myself up with a better job in the future and I have LOADS of spare time! I love it. I have also been know to bartend on occasion which was my profession for about 5 years, I will do random parties on occasion and those are ALWAYS fun!

Some days I sit on my butt all day playing my NINTENDO DS or as I like to call it, my portable sex drive!

I want to travel around the world, but no one wants to do that! "sigh"

right now I am also doing nothing and it is splendid.

I used to playWorld of Warcraft, I miss my shaman, she was a sexy Dreanei BEAST.... her name is Clouse and she is on the Garithos Server!!!! (sadly I put her away for the time being.. I miss her terribly tho).

Now currently obsessed with the Mass Effect games!!!

I was attending school for Baking and Pastry, I would love to decorate cakes and make delicious treats as a career! I stopped because it was incredibly expensive so I practice and teach myself new things all the time.

I also like to be crafty and stuff... it's a hobby.
I’m really good at
Nerd Banter, Puzzle Fighter,being a zombie, pretending to understand science, being a s3xy b33st (lol random EVE joke). livestock.

I like to pretend I'm good at art. I have had work travel across the country and won numerous International and national awards, that doesn't make me a good arteest tho. I love it, I love drawing, painting, sculpting and acting, and I believe the passion of what you do makes you good at it! The raw talent just makes it pretty. mmhmm!

Not being resentful...hahahaha!

Self-deprication. I always fuck things up with out even trying. And I never forget.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm moderately covered in tattoos, and I have a septum ring. Yes I know I'm ruining myself, and I'm A-OK with that.

Usually it's my eyes and my booty! I usually wear little boy comic shirts or horror shirts. I dress like a 5 year old who morphed into his grandma.

I love my glasses, I'm such a 4-eyes!

also I usually smell delicious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Comic books duh! ask me tho the list is extensive! Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensability), Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallower), the Zombie Survival Guide, random physics books and books on microbiology, Into the Cool a book on thermodynamics. The bunny suicides

Movies and Television- (this will also include TV shows, so it will be long) Legends of the Hidden Temple. Rockos Modern Life. Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2. Army of Darkness, Super Mario Brothers Super Show. Firefly, Wonderfalls, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gardenstate, random cheesy horror movies, Crippled Masters, Ren and Stimpy, What the Bleep Do We Know, Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, brisco county jr, Grindhouse, jack of all trades, alien apacolypse, Farscape, Star Wars, Star Trek, Spaced, Shaun of the Dead, Paranoia Agent, Please Teacher, Akira, anything Troma, Adult Swim is fantastic, like Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Sealab 2021. Xena Warrior Princess. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Family Guy. the royal tenenbaums the life aquatic, mystery science theater 3000. star trek enterprise, serenity. stardust, smoking aces, Top Chef, Project runway, Law and Order (all of em CI, SVU ext..), Tim and Eric Awesome Show

-anything by SAM RAIMI Hello??? can we say I love him!?

Music- the smiths, the dreaming, stabbing westward, the tea party, the cure, mindless self indulgence, lacuna coil, pavement, the faint, modest mouse, sevendust, kenna, rammstein, enigma, peaches, april march, breaking benjamin, her space holiday, the sex pistols, the distillers, flyleaf, rasputina, jack off jill, rob zombie, nin, mc chris, tenacious d, weezer, kool keith, tool, deftones, a perfect circle, taproot, nonpoint, fall out boy, evans blue, bjork, random celtic hymns. mates of state. depeche mode. the adicts. bastard faeries. the sex pistols. enigma. TRUSTcompany. 30 seconds to mars. the mars volta. linda strawberry, dead can dance

Food- baby carrots, sushi, lo mein, edamame, steamed dumplings, salmon, soup, apples, delicious thai, MY spaghetti, random chinese buffetts, my moms tomato beef and her pot roast as well. bread. cookie dough. pancakes ritz dinosaurs
The six things I could never do without
1-Diet Coke with Lime
2-Top Chef
3-Broken picture telephone
adding a number 7 folks... my beloved NINTENDO DS LITE.....

and Joss Whedon, I LOVE YOU!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Building steam engines wanting to become oracle! alchemy and why my mom thinks its witch craft.. I know weiiiird

and pulling weeds and catching fish.. damn you animal crossing wild world

The past, things, people, feeling I will never get over. No matter how hard I try.

How to find a grand adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Well as of now my friday nights consist of me sitting on my ass and playing video games .... what would I LIKE to be doing tho? having ridiculous amounts of SEX then while we take a breather busting out my DS....breather over... rinse then repeat!

My friend also got me hooked on Eve Online you should play! I play just about every Friday night, and pretty much any time he lets me near the computer!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I carry chopsticks with me everywhere, because you never know when you will need a good pair of chopsticks! It isn't private but people don't expect it!

I am also currently obsessed with those damn brackets you put around words here, how marvelous would it be to go up to a member of the opposite sex with a larger version of those brackets and be all like BRACKET I am interested in you! hahahahahaha

have I mentioned how much of a loser I am? no seriously WTF I am a huge loser!
You should message me if
You want to hang, play video games, and enjoys eating sushi! Love comic books, action figures, being random and can deal with my complete silliness!

and want to learn to bake cookies and bread with me, seriously...

...or want some random chick to deface part of your house, or your car!

One little catch, in order for us to be wicked awesome friends you gotta sit through the whole season of Firefly with me! trust me you'll love it! (yay ending my rant on the loving of the sci-fi)

Word to the wise... I'm on here for friends and pen-pals ONLY!