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My self-summary
Aspiring gentleman.

Amateur selfietographer.

Professional devil's advocate.

Retired skeptic.

Future winner of your heart.
What I’m doing with my life
Mixing supreme intelligence, wit, and class into a cornucopia of excellence.
I’m really good at
Pop culture references for the 1%.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. I am always laughing, trying out new styles of laughter, perfecting my timing and honing my technique so that someday someone will pay me to laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: The Blacklist, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Community, Girls, Archer, The Newsroom, Mad Men, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Children's Hospital, Portlandia, The League, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Mindy Project, Brooklyn Nine Nine, and Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

But Seinfeld was the best TV show ever.

And my favorite movie is Good Will Hunting. But I also really liked Anchorman. The sequel was... fine.

Music: Everything on CD102.5, The Black Keys, The Postal Service, Silversun Pickups, The Killers, Kanye West, Capital Cities, Broken Bells, Childish Gambino, The Shins, Phoenix, 30 Seconds to Mars, The xx, Third Eye Blind, Frank Ocean, The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, MGMT, Electric Guest, The Wet Darlings, Muse, Foo Fighters, Mumford and Sons, Girl Talk, Alabama Shakes, fun., Two Door Cinema Club, The Black Kids, Cold War Kids, Vampire Weekend...
The six things I could never do without
1. My dog, a white shepherd named Scarlet.
2. My family (even the members I could so totally do without).
3. My sense of humor.
4. That YouTube video of the kittens on the Roomba.
5. The overwhelming sense of security that comes with knowing that no matter what dangers will befall the universe, Iron Man and his friends will save us.
6. That other YouTube video of the baby goats jumping on everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not it's time for a haircut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unavailable for comment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's probably time for a haircut.
You should message me if
You like my pictures, my info, or any of the following theoretical activities:

-Chilling out max.
-Relaxing all cool.
-Catching a flick.
-Getting while the getting is good.
-Making an entrance.
-Drinking like a fish.
-Putting your money where your mouth is.
-Making your bed (and then lying in it).
-Shooting some b-ball outside of the school.
-Slapping the bass.
-Taking two to tango.
-Throwing stones in glass houses.
-Getting a taste of your own medicine.
-Burning the midnight oil.
-Knocking boots.