39Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
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To start off, I'm deathly allergic to cats. If you love cats or have cats, we're probably not a good match. Well, unless you think "cat dander" should be added as a murder weapon in the next version of "Clue." I guess we'd still be a bad match, but I'd definitely respect you for thinking outside the box.

I'm very light-hearted, caring and affectionate. I'm also a very strong Christian and am looking to date a woman with similar beliefs. It also wouldn't hurt if she was independently wealthy and/or makes killer Rice Krispy Treats*.

*Not trying to be sexist here. I'll bake some brownies and we can conduct Krispy-for-Brownie trade talks.
What I’m doing with my life
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!!!!"

I'm currently working as a "Search Ad Assessor" and volunteering at a local community theater (Stage 62). Check us out at We put on some fantastic shows!
I’m really good at
Making terrible puns. Playing guitar. Singing... mostly in the shower. Dropping random movie quotes. Cheering people up when they're sad.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmmm. That I'm tall and my head is rather shiny?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read. A lot. I try to mix non-fiction and serious literary works in with my "fun" reading. If you use, you can check out my profile under clarkie125. I love Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, and George R.R. Martin (write FASTER, old man!). I also highly recommend Rob Kroese, an independent author/satirist. Brilliant and hilarious stuff.

Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, The Quiet Man, The Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, Shaun of the Dead, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Last Starfighter

Shows: Firefly, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead, A Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Elementary, Psych, Downton Abbey, Orphan Black, Rectify, Westworld, This is Us

Music: My parents raised me on Motown and classic rock. My favorite band of all time is Pink Floyd. I also love Eric Clapton, The Temptations, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pearl Jam. I let my 9 year-old nephew control the radio when we hang out, so I'm hooked on pop music. Sad, right? I'm also addicted (still) to the Hamilton soundtrack. Brilliant stuff.

Food: Not too picky.
Six things I could never do without
My family
My friends
My guitar
Naps... I love naps.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either hanging out with my friends or my nephew/godson. I love that little guy. I also like to send quiet nights at home reading or catching up on my TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love musicals. Shhhh... don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
You're a single women, you love music/movies/books... and you like to smile :)
The two of us