46 Shawnee, United States
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My self-summary
I like Monty Python, but not so much that I go around quoting it all the time.
I run without scissors, talk with my mouth open, and shower in the nude.
I like Chinese food and put " bed" at the end of my fortunes.
I cook and give footrubs, but not at the same time.
I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.
I go up stairs two steps at a time.
I am a night-owl and a pack-rat.
I am unwise beyond my years.
I am an outgoing introvert.
I enjoy cheesy movies.
I wear blue jeans.
What I’m doing with my life
Wearing pants. Waiting until fall to plant tomatoes this year, wtf. Working through Carl Sagan's "A Demon-Haunted World". Considering a job change... I've been at my current one for a looong time. Getting off soda. Getting back onto soda. Getting off soda again.
I’m really good at
Cooking. Procrastinating. Stating the obvious. I am also good at:
- Combining ingredients that do not belong together.
- Bringing order out of chaos.
- Expressing myself in the form of lists.
- Cards Against Humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
My super tactless powers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot of science fiction, with the occasional bit o' fantasy. Bradbury, Clarke, Asimov, Card, Cordwainer Smith, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett.

Movies: Raising Arizona, Eating Raoul, Blade Runner, Dark City, Tron, Better Off Dead, The Jerk, The Naked Gun, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Incredibles, Young Frankenstein, Lost in Translation, Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Army of Darkness, Dr. Strangelove, Fantastic Planet, Airplane!

Video: Top Chef, Good Eats, No Reservations, Firefly, Futurama, Archer, Rick and Morty, TED Talks, Epic Meal Time.

Webcomics: Girl Genius, Gunnerkrigg Court, Dr. McNinja, SMBC, Oglaf.

Music: Been listening to Pandora a lot lately. Apparently I like Goldfrapp and Lords of Acid,. Who knew? And here I thought I was just a Vangelis and 80's pop guy.

Fooood: Chinese, Thai, Mexican, Italian, BBQ, American, Indian. About the only thing I won't eat is seafood. And tofu.
The six things I could never do without
A car with decent head room, a Brita pitcher, Google Maps, my food processor, intelligent conversation, Sambal Oelek.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I should learn how to play the theremin.
On a typical Friday night I am
Committing mad science in the kitchen and catching up on all the stuff I put off during the week. Faffing about on the computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find dark circles under the eyes sexy.

I've only ever memorized one song from start to finish.

I'm actually only four feet tall, but have excellent posture.

I have no game. Some may consider this a positive.
You should message me if
Thou shalt message me if the following activities sound appealing:
- Camping out in the back yard to watch a meteor shower.
- Curling up on the couch to riff on a terrible movie.
- Taking a weekend roadtrip to see the World's Largest Ball of Cows.
- Ordering the weirdest thing on the menu.