clean_machine
51Ottawa, Canada
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My self-summary
New, condensed profile. Potential nerd alert. Read on!

Me: Love to cook, tho I am no gourmet. Really love someone in my kitchen distracting me with wine while I cook for them :) I cycle when the weather's good. The outdoors do not frighten me as a geek. Indeed, the interior of Algonquin is one of my favourite places. I listen to audiobooks when I can, mostly scifi and fantasy. I also listen to a ton of podcasts (no cable - cut it years ago). I love science and sciency things down to the depth of my being, All of it fascinates me - from cell biology to astrophysics to quantum mechanics to earth and planetary science to oceanography to atmospherics to zoology - love it all. I want to understand how it all works, from the very tiny to the very large.

You: Your head is screwed on right and are drama-free. You keep an open, playful mind. You are not politically judgmental. Please be familiar with multi-syllabic words and be comfortable with same. Mostly-complete sentences with punctuation and grammar are appreciated. Being somewhat shy, I appreciate your ability to be charming. If you want to go ahead and message me first, I wont mind :) Besides, it is 2017. The old rules that suggest the guy has to make the first move seem a tad antiquated, no? Would love to hear from you.

Oh, and as a standard disclaimer, please have photos. I do - it is only fair that you do as well. Please have more than a blurry headshot. Also, the clever artistic shots of nature instead of your face do not count. No pic at all? Please move along - I do not wish to waste my time nor yours. I want to know what you look like!

Women from the central Ottawa area only, please. I do not own a car and unless you seriously interest me, I ain't truckin' to Carp or Embrun.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a geek and loving it. Running the country (ok, not really, but I do work on the Hill). Working on improving myself.
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic and funny. Poking fun at life. Being of an even temperament. Making a tasty breakfast - I likes me bacon crispy :) Also, killer morning coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm somewhat irreverent - titles and rank do not impress me. That, and the coke bottle specs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi and fantasy literature and movies. I like to see things go boom! As far as music goes, I am a child of the 70s and 80s but that does not limit me. I love me some jazz and roots, bluegrass, classical and celtic as well. Not listed but critical is gaming. Big MMO fan. Also action 1st person games. RPGs, too.
Six things I could never do without
Canada, the internet, bacon, beer, podcasts and good coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In no particular order: The state of things on this rock we all call home. The wonders of scientific and technological discovery. Women of a certain age. My next PC build.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out after work for a pint at my local. Or making a meal at home (wanna join me?) More than likely gaming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Geekdom encompasses a lot. You'd be surprised what I like and it just might be something you like, too :)
You should message me if
You are in the central Ottawa area. You are geek-curious or want someone with a great sense of humour and don't mind a little chivalry.
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