These things are always hard to fill out, yeah? Generally one comes off sounding either really boring or as a raging egomaniac. This is a problem, as I don't like people to know that I am a raging egomaniac until they know me a little better.
However, in an attempt to self-summarize-- I am a science geek turned lawyer. I thought I would become a patent attorney, but as it turns out the details of murder, arson and the like are much more interesting than deciding the obviousness or non-obviousness of an invention to a Person Holding Ordinary Skill In The Art (PHOSITA). (There are patent lawyers who name their daughters Phosita. If one of these daughers decides to kill their parents for giving them a stupid name, I'm pretty sure I could get them off. But I digress.)
Anyway, I decided to become a criminal lawyer. I figure with Michigan basically becoming a Third World economy, if I can't get a job as a prosecutor, I can always defend people and profit off their misery. Christ. No wonder people hate lawyers.
Anyway, if you've read this far, thanks, and send me a message.
I am smart, deadpan, and a news junkie
Football for another. For example, I spent a lot of time thinking this past football season about whether I actually wanted to watch Michigan and the Lions or whether it would be less damaging to my psyche to take an all-expenses-paid vacation to Guantanamo.