21 Kingston upon Hull, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
My name is Josh. And I apologise in advance for any stupid thing I'll inevitably do.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on as many things as I can, with as little money as possible.
I’m really good at
being an introvert.
The first things people usually notice about me
I put obscure references to things into everyday conversation, and get infuriated when people don't get it...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Fault in Our Stars!!! (And anything else John Green), George Orwell, Animorphs, Ready Player One. Goosebumps are a classic.

Movies: The Fault in Our Stars!! (And American Beauty, A Clockwork Orange, Looper, Kick Ass )

I'm sorry, I just love John Green.

Shows: Doctor Who, House, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Friends, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lost (no spoilers) Sense8... a million other shows.. Whatever I can get in Netflix or NOW TVTV.

Music: HANK GREEN (can't forget the other brother), Muse, The Beatles... I haven't checked my collection in a long time. Whatever is on my Spotify.

Food: Anything vegetarian. Omg so preachy -_-
The six things I could never do without
My glasses
An internet connection
A lovely cuppa
My keys
My wallet
My adorable lil' niblings...

Wait, no...

Air, food, water, warmth and shelter.. and something else... SOMEONE TO SHARE A HUG, A KISS, A BED.. MY LIFE WITH?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life. My future. The inevitable mortal fate of mankind's pitiful existence. The daily raping of human life by the capitalist regime of greed and selfishness. The widespread manipulation of the unfortunate in life by the monstrous figureheads of the world's major religions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling, by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still live with my mother, because it's cheap as shit.

You should message me if
Compatibility is very important. Personality is much more important than appearance (of course I WOULD say that, look at me), but the more I get to know you/like you, the better looking you'll become.

Oh, and if I've messaged you with a boring greeting like "Hey, how are you?" it's because you don't have a detailed enough profile to give a proper conversation :P

Also, if I message you but I'm "not the boy you're looking for", message me and tell me I'm not your type, instead of just ignoring me. It's just polite :)