Welcome to my page. As you can see, we've got comfortable chairs here, a fireplace, and some old fashioned cookies. So relax, come on in and have a seat. We can swap tales of our adventures, of the sights we've seen and lessons we've learned and you'll have plenty of time to continue on with your journey once you've rested here for a while. In the meantime, can I offer you some cider?
That music you're hearing? Could be anything from Benny Goodman to Mumford and Sons to Devotchka to Erasure or something in between, hard to say.
Yes, that is the Lemony Snicket series. Good eye.