31 Lake Milton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a fuckwad on a dating site. I'm either the love of your life or the scum of the earth, your choice. I guess we could be friends too.
What I’m doing with my life
Ruining it with every waking moment
I’m really good at
Positive dating profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fucking look at me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Orson Scott Card, Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Eric Miles Williamson, Mitch albom, Paul Neilan, The wrinkle in time series, Eragon series.....slaughter house v is probably my favorite book thus far.

Asian horror movies, comedies, kung fu, musicals....

Bluegrass, metal, rap and hip hop, indie, down tempo electronic, avant garde, catchy pop.......I dunno we could jam on some spoons and find some good rhythm. I'm not opposed to much.
The six things I could never do without
This is a loaded question, just like your ass and mouth..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
vigorously masturbating to your okcupid profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My favorite color is blood.
You should message me if
You enjoying laughing. You are a night owl.