36Akron, United States
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My self-summary
Intelligent, creative, sarcastic, and occasionally motivated, I'm pretty much the full package. A whore in the kitchen and a line cook in the bedroom.

I spend most of my time at home cooking, playing guitar, or watching Netflix, at work in local government, or pumping iron at the gym.

I'm looking for a respectable woman, possibly with a sordid past, to start a partnership. I'll be there to give you the Heimlich if you choke.

Also in the market for new friends in Akron as I'm relatively new in town.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working to become more like Ron Swanson. Proof: I work in local government, recently took up woodworking, and a fan of strong women. I haven't been able to accept a mustache on my face yet.

For fun, I hike, listen to and play music, cook, pump iron, and harass my cat.
I’m really good at
scrabble, guitar, puns, sarcasm, cooking, breaking stuff, fixing stuff, petting animals
The first things people usually notice about me
My piercing gaze
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Favorite authors are George R. R. Martin, Tom Robbins, Rudy Rucker, Hermann Hesse, Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, Kurt Vonnegut. Also get into some non-fiction about science, philosophy, and metaphysics.

Movies: Visually and emotionally interesting movies like 2001: A Space Odyssey, Rushmore, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings.

Shows: 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, Mind of a Chef, Food Wishes, Dr. Who

Music: Brian Eno, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Yes, Tortoise, John Coltrane, Neil Young, Beethoven, Dungen, Animal Collective, Father John Misty, and lots more rock, pop, and electronic

Food: I'll try just about anything, but my favorites are pho, sausage gravy and biscuits, thin pizza, eggs Benedict, and ramen
Six things I could never do without
Sharp chef's knife
Comfy shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wordplay, what I'm going to eat next, where my keys are, how fragile humans and civilization are, how to improve life for humans and others
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I had more ugly sweaters and wildlife shirts
You should message me if
You'd like to know me, you have an interesting insight to share, or you hate the sight of me and want to let me know.
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