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My self-summary
Hello :) I'm Chloe and here are some things about me in no particular order

- Comedy nerd
- Improviser
- Dogs are very important to me
- Purple is my favorite color
- Queer *We're going with Bi for now but subject to change
- I've been playing guitar for almost exactly half of my life at this point
- I love words; I genuinely miss vocabulary assignments from high school
- I really fucking love the ocean
- ^ Oddly buoyant
- I like to sing, but I'm nothing to sneeze at
- I like to use old timey phrases
- Recently rediscovered cherries, so that's a thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working full time and doing some improv on the side. I also have a podcast! But thats sort of it for the time being.
I’m really good at
Cheering people up. Not trying to toot my own horn or anything, I just seem to be able to sense when something is bothering someone, and try my best to help in some way, a chuckle or some advice, etc. I'm also oddly great at remembering birthdays, and accents. ALSO I have this proclivity and talent for vocal recognition. Come sit and watch an episode of Bob's Burgers with me and I'll name a large handful of those fucking voice actors.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think perhaps my eyes because they're big and blue, and also sometimes my voice. But in a non-superficial sense, probably my friendly demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Night, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Book Thief, Flowers for Algernon, Maus, Persepolis, Anything by Shakespeare (sonnets, plays, whathaveyou), anything by John Green or David Sedaris (unrelated), The Harry Potter Series, etc

Movies: Life is Beautiful, Tommy Boy, Love Actually, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Happy Gilmore, Muppets From Space, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Easy A, Billy Madison, Virtually any Disney movie you put in front of me, The original three Indiana Jones movies, and others I can't think of right now.

Shows: Scrubs, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, Comedy Bang! Bang! , How I Met Your Mother, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Friends, The Office, Family Guy, Tosh.0, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, etc.

Music: It's easier to tell you what I don't like so much - heavy metal, screamo and super offensive and/or misogynistic rap. But my bands/artists of choice right now? Phish, Andrew McMahon, Mumford & Sons, Rubblebucket, The Arctic Monkeys, Ben Folds, and the Avett Brothers

And food isn't super important to me, though as far as things I like, I've got a bit of a sweet tooth, and also really like most fruits.
Six things I could never do without
- My guitar
- The ocean
- My family
- Books
- Uproarious laughter
- Musicals.

Honorable Mention:
the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Travel. In the grand scheme of things I've seen so very little of the world, and I would desperately like to change that. I also spend quite a lot of time thinking about knee jerk reactions; why we do what we do on a second's notice, when everything isn't so calculated.

And, where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at improv or lying low; I work on Saturday mornings so my Friday nights are essentially a wash these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
- You want to test my movie quote knowledge! Though, in the interest of being forthright, I'm mostly well versed in comedies.

- You want to go see a show/go to a festival with me! *Bonus points if that show is Phish*

- You want to talk to me about comedy

- You're at all familiar with Harris Wittels

- You wanna!
The two of us