33Sheffield, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
ok, things about me:

i'm a reformed canadian, i did the 12 step program and everything.

i write a load of tat and generally start a million things at once, most will never be completed.

i have a terrible habit of corrupting people into going on mad adventures with me, but i've had no complaints thus far.

i sometimes do what i've been told. most of the time not so much.

i enjoy minimalism, fucking the proles, and fine wines.

i don't sleep a lot. i'm either studying or working 80 hour weeks on placement.

i'm not nearly as mental as this profile makes me out to be. i strive to be this interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
exercising my brain organ with study. i molest things in petri dishes and play with radioactive substances in the lab.

systematically destroying my liver with wine and gin.

i'm currently doing a masters in nursing, but i will eventually be a doctor. a bit of a roundabout way to do it, but hey.
I’m really good at
making fun of 9/11.

having an inappropiate sense of humour.

being a bad influence.

smoking a lot. FUCK, NOT ANYMORE. the end of an era has arrived, and i have now quit smoking. let's have a minute of silence for my good friend, the cigarette. i will pour one out for you, you ashy little bastard.

owning a lot of leopardskin items.

judging people i don't know based on arbitrary systems i have made up myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
hair, piercings or plummy accent usually.

or that i have a kitten in my pocket, which i often do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

A Song of Ice and Fire series / We Need To Talk About Kevin / Never Let Me Go / Kelly + Victor / The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen / And The Ass Saw The Angel / Eleven Minutes / The Consolations of Philosophy / White Oleander / The Plague / Queer / The British National Formulary / Watchmen / The Selfish Gene / Deadpool series / Blink / A Certain Age / Textbooks in all their expensive forms.


Secretary / Juno / Battle Royale / Hedwig And The Angry Inch / Velvet Goldmine / The Mummy / The Night Porter / Blade Runner / Arnie Films / Die Hard / Watership Down / Mystery Men / Romy and Michelle's High School Reunon / The Breakfast Club / Jurassic Park / Amelie / Don't Look Now / Easy Rider / Hunger /


i used to be a goth, but i took the antibiotics and it cleared right up.

nowadays i weep gently in a darkened room to jeff buckley and nick cave whilst writing "mrs. kathryn cave" over and over again in the back of my exercise book.

i also have had an extended love affair with 1930's louisiana jazz for the longest time, more so than is healthy for a girl my age.


for ages i shunned cooking due to being one of the poors, but have recently discovered there is more to life than beans on toast and filthy kebabs at 4am on a weekend.

i am into experimenting with food now, and even attempted to make my own sushi the other week. with variable results, but it's the effort that counts.
Six things I could never do without
1. adventures with friends and randoms.


3. a good book to read.

4. my car.

5. not giving a single fuck.

6. random people you have drunken conversations with in bars, you know the types. when you get little spit flecks on your cheek from them when they talk, but you don't really mind because they have great hair.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the bohr effect.

also where the crap i can buy ginger and peach hot sauce from.

where in the world i would fuck off to at this very second if i had the money and the lack of responsibility.
On a typical Friday night I am
8pm: in a scrutty student bar, probably drinking snakebite ACTUALLY I LIKE HOW IT TASTES THANKYOU. and no i will not stop smoking i plan on dying early anyway. this is less accurate these days.

11pm: in a scruttier club. they are probably playing oasis because god knows thats what all students listen to. gosh aren't students LAZY. silly lazy scruffy CADS.

1am: oh god i am sooooooooooooo drunk. are you drunk? im soooooo drunk. i love you guys. OH MY GOD PICTURRREEEESS! TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH MY DRINK AND MY FRIENDS BECAUSE GOD I AM JUST SOOOO WILD.

4am: oh shit where is everyone how am i going to get home.

4.15am: hello there boy you look decent let us go to my room and biblically violate each other.

6am: eurgh. get the hell out you troll.

elements of this may or may not have been fabricated. i couldn't possibly say.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i regret nothing.
You should message me if
if you like sunshine, beer gardens and copious amounts of alcohol on a saturday afternoon.

if you have bob dylan hair.

if you are a sarcastic bastard.

if you like to get drunk and do things you will regret in the morning.

if you want to teach me how to play the ukulele better than my current subpar efforts.

if you know any good restaurants you want to share with me.

if you just want to talk to me, i am actually quite nice.
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