I've been divorced for about a year now and the best thing I got from that marriage is my daughter.
My favorite time of year is Autumn, the leaves changing colors, the air becoming cooler, football on tv, halloween and all the haunted houses and corn mazes, there's nothing better.
I love laughter and making people laugh, I truly do believe that laughter is the best medicine.
I am unusual, good humored, and openminded
Kinda boring isn't it?
Would you prefer I say that I am currently trying to overtake the world thru the use of popcorn?
I'm also halfway good at juggling, and I am an ok singer.
I am especially good at putting on a costume and scaring the crap out of anyone. Trust me, I have been working in haunted houses for 20 years now, so I know how to scare people.
I also know how to break a toe while operating a chainsaw in a haunted house. Funny story, if you wanna know then just ask.
I love all kinds of music ranging from ICP to Depeche Mode to Metallica to Toby Keith to Sarah Brightman to Imogen Heap.
I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy as far as movies go along with the whole Star Wars saga, also Ironman, Dark Knight, The Cutting Edge, just to name a few. Also I love and have watched pretty much any movie that has to do with vampires.
I also love horror films. To me they are comedies. I have yet to find a horror film that can scare me or even make me jump.
I love all kinds of food, especially italian and asian. And I absolutely love an authentic philly cheesesteak sandwich. If you can get me one of those then I will be yours forever, or until the next cheesesteak comes along.
TV shows that I love are The Simpsons, Family Guy, Burn Notice, The Office, Futurama. All time favorite show is X-Files. Shows I wish they still aired are Sliders and Greg the Bunny.
1) My daughter, she is my life.
2) My computer, where else am I gonna get my porn fix.
3) Laughter, I believe that it is the best medicine.
4) My friends, they are always there for me when I need them.
5) My parents, they are always supportive of me.
6) Halloween, I just love putting on a costume and scaring people.
Another thing to think about, why dont they sell decaffinated coffee tables? Or for that matter, in this age of Starbucks, why not sell a Venti double latte mocha table?
I was Dale, you know the one with the big red nose.
Seriously though, I am willing to admit that I had a huge crush on Wonder Woman when I was younger.
I'm not looking for one night stands and I hope you aren't either.
If you want a new friend and see where it goes from there then I'd love to hear from you.