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My self-summary
I like to eat brunch, watch football on Sundays, hike, kayak, take road trips, ski, and drink adult beverages. Wanna join me?

I've never once been described as laid back. I consider this a good thing.

A bit of a goofball, so you better find it endearing that I can laugh at myself.

I think smart is sexy. Funny is too. Seeking a "real adult" who's looking for something more than a hook up but isn't quite past the occasional crazy night out.

I don't believe in god, long distance relationships, or putting olives on anything. I never want to go bungee jumping, ice fishing, or live below the Mason-Dixon Line. I insist on the Oxford comma and I'm allergic to cats. If these are deal breakers, thanks for playing.
What I’m doing with my life
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
I’m really good at
Being pun-y. Using the oxford comma. Multitasking. Drinking beer. Reading people like books. Also reading books.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Historical fiction and things written by funny lady tv stars

Dumb and Dumber, American Beauty, and Office Space

House of Cards, SVU, and How I Met Your Mother

The Black Keys, The Xx, and Lana Del Ray

Burgers at Tasty Burger (best burger in the city), sushi at Kamiza, $1 oysters at Marliave
The six things I could never do without
outdoor funtivities (hiking/camping/kayaking/drinking on patios)
friends/family to enjoy all these things with

Tangentially related: some things people really seem to like that I could do without...
slam poetry
Jason Bateman
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to make Boston feel new after being here for almost five years.

Also why people show up for movies 30 seconds before they start and then are confused about why there aren't good seats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Family dinner with my little group of friends. We've made a pact to try more new places this spring, instead of our regular standby places. On the list: Row 34, Pastoral, Wink and Nod.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Make me laugh and I'm yours.

I also think smarts are sexier than shirtless pictures. Take note, gentlemen of okcupid.
You should message me if
You want to meet up. I'm fun, single, and not looking for a pen pal.