24Chittenango, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
first off, this is a profile edit. ok so...hello there and welcome to my profile! my name is Chris, and i am a comic book nerd, mostly Marvel comics. i am also a big Star Wars fan, and i still play Pokemon. in short, i refuse to let my inner child die, so as a result i am quite a bit of a dork. before i continue, i apologize in advance for rambling, i tend to do that quite often, lol.

so as for a little more about me. i am currently taking a break from college and looking very seriously into enlisting in the Air National Guard. it's something ive been looking into since high school and i have several personal reasons for wanting to do it. it's something i take very seriously.

***i have had quite a few people message me who i know for a fact have not read my profile, so before i finish up here, if you have actually read my profile and message me, i need you to do 2 things: at the beginning of your message say an animal sound, and tell me what the last word in my description is. im serious. quack, bark, meow, i don't care, just prove that you read everything lol***

as for what im looking for in a girl, im not a very big guy, im kind of scrawny, to be honest, so im looking for someone no taller than myself and skinny or thin (no offense to anybody, and i truly mean no offense, that's just my type). also, i don't drink or smoke or do drugs or anything like that, so i wont tolerate anybody that does those things. i am, however willing to be lenient on the drinking, as long as its only social drinking, like only one or 2 at the most. i do prefer white girls (again, no not racist, its just my type). and this is definitely mandatory, she must be a virgin. its not that i don't believe in sex before marriage, but i am also a virgin and i believe that sex is something to be shared only with the one you are meant to be with forever. im also looking for someone who, at the very least, accepts me for all my nerdy and dorky glory.

one last thing, i have to be up front, i do have quite a few issues. its not something i want to share publicly though, so if you want to know more, feel free to message me.

so that's me, and what im looking for. i realize my standards are rather high, but depending on how well we click, i may or may not be willing to lower a couple of them for that special someone.
What I’m doing with my life
taking a break from college, atm. college isn't really working out for me right now, so im trying to figure out what i want to do with my life. im definitely considering going into the Air National Guard, and then im thinking about returning to school eventually and starting Air Force ROTC to become a ANG officer.
I’m really good at
what am i good AWESOME at the original Call of Duty. not the modern warfare/black ops crap. the original WWII one for only PC. im also good at getting off topic and forgetting things. and being "that guy",who tends to get all technical and be a party pooper sometimes, lol. but i am also amazing at being a dork! being a dork and a nerd, that's what im best at :)
The first things people usually notice about me
probably the glasses. i havent been told this in quite a few years, but people always used to tell me i look like Harry Potter, tho i fail to see the similarities. i'm also very quiet when i'm around strangers, and i don't have a lot of confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Band Of Brothers
Mortal Instruments series
Maximum Ride and Michael Bennett series by James Patterson

Saving Private Ryan
Band Of Brothers
the Avengers movies
anything from Tim Burton

Big Bang Theory
Criminal Minds
Family Guy
How I Met Your Mother
Chicago Fire
and a bunch more that i cant even remember...

pretty much anything but rap, hip hop,
Six things I could never do without
Ultimate Frisbee
my best friends, cuz i wouldn't be here without them
I spend a lot of time thinking about
way too many things lately. mostly school, family, where my life is going. also why i don't have a girlfriend and why i keep getting friend-zoned...
On a typical Friday night I am
at home watching TV or a movie, or on the internet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i haven't had my first kiss yet. sad, isn't it? i also know all the words to the Big Bang Theory theme song. not the short version they play on TV either, the full 2 minute long song.
You should message me if
you meet the following requirements:

-you don't smoke, drink, or do any kind of drugs
-you don't have any kids (nothing against them, i love kids. but i won't date anyone with kids for 2 reasons. 1) i want kids, but i want them to be my own. call it selfish or conceited or whatever you want, but thats my preference. and 2) this is my next requirement)
-you are a virgin. i don't want to go so far as to say im 100% against sex before marriage, but i definitely dont believe in sleeping around. i believe sex is something special that should only happen with one person, and that person is the one you are meant to be with forever, your soulmate. if youre with that person and sex happens before marriage, then so be it. but that person should be the only one you do it with.
-you are against abortion. i am EXTREMELY pro-life, with the exception of rape and incest. there is scientific proof that those "fetuses" are alive, and to kill them just because you dont want them, its murder, and i dont agree with baby murdering.
-you either are a nerd, like me, or you can accept my nerdiness and even be willing to try to be a nerd with me.
-youre white, and skinny (i dont mean to be racist or offend anybody. im just only into this type of girl)
-you have some kind of musical ability (music is very important to me, which youll find once you get to know me)
-you have glasses (not a requirement, but girls with glasses are much cuter than girls without, imo, so it wouldnt hurt your chances)
-you meet all of these requirements, or if not, you can somehow convince me to still give you a chance.
The two of us