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My self-summary
"Hi guys." I'm Chris. Nice to Internet-meet you. One of the Wahlberg brothers once called me an "earthy, crunchy intellectual," which is two-thirds right.

Once upon a time, I went to college in New York—then I moved back to Seattle and played professional poker for a while before getting a real job.

I'm a creative type—musician, filmmaker, etc.—and in my free time, I like to kick it and create stuff. People are meant to hang out with each other, and working with interesting people is the best way for me to get to know them and myself.

I'm into reading, writing, talking, listening, working out, taking trips, going outside, lounging on the roof, and playing music with my peeps. I like books, movies, the NFL, the NBA, and other types of high culture.

If I were a gay man, I'd be an otter. I think?
What I’m doing with my life
Running a business.

Going on satellite radio.

Tweeting at celebrities and getting replies.

Traveling and seeing how people live differently and the same.

Making new friends.

Empowering other people to do all of the above.
I’m really good at
Maintaining long-term friendships. Listening to people. Enjoying life.

The piano. Writing. Jokes. Games. Crossword puzzles.

Analyzing books, movies, TV shows, albums, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvin and Hobbes, A Confederacy of Dunces, Hitchhiker's Guide, Lolita, The Trial, Sex at Dawn, Hunter S. Thompson, The Big Lebowski, The Big Short, The Act of Killing, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, Sunset Boulevard, Ghostbusters, Mad Max, Pulp Fiction, The Wire, The Sopranos, Veep, Arrested Development, Beethoven, Bill Evans, Kanye, Kendrick, Chance, Thai, Indian, Cheeseburgers, Pizza, dark beers, light wines, medium scotches, anything I haven't had before
Six things I could never do without
A sense of humor. New people, to enjoy and learn from. I'm a novelty junkie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to work rap lyrics into everyday conversation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with any of my friend groups—or all of them at once!
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor, can tell a good story about yourself, are interested in the world around you, or any of the above. :)
The two of us