36 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
I love the way the city empties out during the summer while everyone else is down the shore.

Originally from Bucks County, I spent college right outside Washington D.C. and then moved back to Philly. I'm pretty good at cracking jokes but I also feel like that's a pretty arbitrary thing....I mean some people think Richard Pryor was hilarious and there are also people that enjoy that "You might be a redneck" guy.

Once upon a time I stopped dating someone because instead of laughing she would just say "That's funny" when I would make felt like I was in a Seinfeld episode. The only thing worse would be if she said "LOL" instead of laughing.

I especially enjoy other people's dogs and picking out records for other people to buy (I personally prefer stealing my music from the internet). I like concerts at small venues before bands hit it big so my inner hipster can be like "I saw them before they were popular."

Most of my friends are married and breeding so their favorite activities are showing me pictures of their babies and napping. Basically it's getting harder and harder to find people for fun activities like random phillies games, whitewater rafting or spontaneous adventuring
What I’m doing with my life
getting frustrated with digital advertising and trying to get physically prepared for a trip to Costa Rica to learn how to surf
I’m really good at
useless trivia, remembering random details, throwing frisbee's, making jokes, the electric slide
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Murakami, Klosterman, Vonnegut; currently reading Lets Explore Diabetes with Owls by David Sedaris. Next up is New Jim Crow by Michelle Alexander

Shows: Pretty much anything on HBO or Netflix, Man Seeking Woman, Louie, Mr. Robot, Better Call Saul, Football,

Music: Almost all of it but if you want to get specific: Outkast, Biggie, Beastie Boys, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Charles Bradley, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Black Keys, Beck, Sheer Mag, Har Mar Superstar, Oddisee, Black Milk, Elzhi, Joao Gilberto, Beach Slang, Childish Gambino

Food: Spicy, Avocado, Pizza, iced tea, sushi
The six things I could never do without
Terrible dating advice from people with zero experience with online dating. Everything else is just a bonus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting a dog, owning my own island, terrible business ventures, why more homes don't have secret bookcase passage ways, installing a urinal in my bathroom
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about, catching a concert, grabbing drinks with friends, trying to understand how my Uber driver thought this was a good way to get to my destination
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One night in Mexico I came inches away from spilling multiple beers on Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips.
You should message me if
you want to grab a drink outside preferably near some water.