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My self-summary
Apparently I'm a hot commodity among ladies that live more than 500 miles away so you better act fast women of Philadelphia before I decide to pursue a long distance relationship with what may actually be a tall Asian man named Roy.

Born and raised outside Philly with a college detour to the DC area. I like going to warm places when it's cold outside, concerts in small venues, and comfortable t-shirts. I believe ice cream cake is appropriate for all occasions and people who put pineapple on pizza are monsters.

I know how to tell a good story and I can probably make you laugh but sometimes it takes me a hot minute to figure out how to do that best. ISFJ if you're into the whole Myers-Briggs thing but according to a website I looked at that means I'm like Mother Theresa and Kanye yeah.

BTW...I can't see likes, so send me a message if you wanna chat.
What I’m doing with my life
getting frustrated with digital advertising
I’m really good at
useless trivia, remembering random details, throwing frisbee's, making jokes, the electric slide
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Murakami, Klosterman, Vonnegut; currently reading Lets Explore Diabetes with Owls by David Sedaris. Next up is But What if We're Wrong by Chuck Klosterman

Shows: Pretty much anything on HBO or Netflix, Man Seeking Woman, Louie, Mr. Robot, Better Call Saul, Football,

Music: Pretty much everything but country and jam bands more specifically: Beatles, Zeppelin, Stones, Marley, Clapton, Outkast, Biggie, Beastie Boys, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Charles Bradley, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Black Keys, Beck, Sheer Mag, Har Mar Superstar, Oddisee, Black Milk, Joao Gilberto, Beach Slang, Childish Gambino, and lots of other stuff.

Food: Spicy, Avocado, Pizza, iced tea, sushi, tacos
Six things I could never do without
A towel.
The number 42.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting a dog, owning my own island, terrible business ventures, why more homes don't have secret bookcase passage ways, has anyone performed a study on the window of time when an avocado is at peak edibleness?
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about, catching a concert, grabbing drinks with friends, trying to understand how my Uber driver thought this was a good way to get to my destination
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One night in Mexico I came inches away from spilling multiple beers on Wayne Coyne from the Flaming Lips.
You should message me if
You like dogs more than you like (most) people.
The two of us