51 North Attleboro, United States
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My self-summary
I am an egocentric narcissist of inconceivable measure. My positive traits are far too numerous to explain within a few meager paragraphs.
The extraordinary nature of my being demands specific qualities of a perspective partner. I hold little hope of discovering a worthy match on this site as I do not believe that such a creature actually exists. However, I am willing to settle for a partner who is exceptionally witty, implausibly tolerant and possesses a healthy sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Father of 2 grown boys: one in college, one on his way. I worked in mid-sized real-estate development firm for over 20 years. I retired a few years ago and began living life backwards. I returned to college full time to pursue a new career in information technology, and became the front-man for a new rock cover band.
In my free time I can be found hiking, kayaking, listening to live music, performing, taking a day trip to a great pub, board gaming, hanging with family /friends, or just chilling with Netflix ( i like the foreign stuff).
I’m really good at
I am really good at laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of hair and love of laughter. I find the humor in most situations (which sometimes gets me me into trouble). I find that some folks take life a little bit too seriously. I try not to be too heavily regulated by the judgments of others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES: I love movies. They are a great form of escape. Some of my favorites are: Die Hard, Screamers, Equilibrium, I Saw the Devil, Talladega Nights, Aliens, Wit, Away From Her, Second-hand Lions and Muppet Treasure Island.
TV: I don't watch much television but I when I do it's typically Family Guy or Nova.
MUSIC: Musical taste varies with my mood. Not big on Rap or Country
FOOD: Pizza, Thai, and sushi.
BOOKS: I enjoy reading Koontz, Barker, and King.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, laughter, coffee, pizza, sunshine--not necessarily in that order. Is that bad to admit?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends for a movie or a live show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I rob banks.
Relax- I have pen fetish.