48 Ludlow, United States
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My self-summary
Sorry ladies, I don't have any pictures of me next to my expensive car, motorcycle, house, boat, or that big fish I caught on the not pictured boat (while shirtless!). What I do have is me, a big, tall average joe kind of guy who will have you laughing uncontrollably the whole time we are together.

Some fine print...No smokers, druggies (420 included), freaks, rescue cases, crazy cat ladies, experimenters (ask. I'll explain), severe debtors, or the permanently unemployed. I think that might rule out everyone, but maybe someone breaks through that filter.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read online, like movies without subtitles. 80s and 90s rock, some hip hop.

I love Seinfeld, maybe I should answer all these questions like I'm Costanza and am doing the opposite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I didn't become a marine biologist or importer/exporter. OK that was Costanzas answer.
On a typical Friday night I am
keeping my worlds from colliding
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It happened in Vegas, and what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
You should message me if
you're bored