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My self-summary
Hey I'm Jake. I'm into stuff like comedy, music, animals, all that good stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in an office and it's super boring, so lets not talk about it? I do stand up sometimes. Other than that just sort of existing.
I’m really good at
I was on slime time live once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, so yeah. Looking annoyed even though I'm not, I promise I'm not annoyed it's just how I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to be entertained its pretty fun. I'm sure I'm leaving out a lot.

Books- A Song of Ice and Fire. The Lord of the Rings. Wheel of time. The Dresden Files. Saga. Fantasy stuff in general. Catcher in the Rye. American Gods.

The list of my favorite movies is ridiculously long so I will try to shorten it up. Enter the Void, The Departed, The Princess Bride, The Thing (the new one was actually awesome too) They Live, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Enter the Dragon, 12 angry men, Gangs of New York, Saving Private Ryan, American Psycho. The list goes on and on and on. I love watching really bad movies and making fun of them.

shows- Always sunny in Philadelphia, Battlestar Galaxtica, House of Cards. Last Week Tonight, Narcos, Wet Hot American Summer, Stranger Things, Atlanta.

Music :
Talking Heads, The Strokes, LCD soundsystem, The knife, The rapture, The rolling stones, The Mars Volta, Julian Casablancas, Phantogram, asap rocky, wu tang (also wugazi, go listen to wugazi) the xx, Kali Uchis, Beirut, Run the Jewels, Arctic Monkeys, Muse,, modest mouse, Albert Hammond jr, Kendrick Lamar, Radiohead, Dio, Cigarettes After Sex, Late of the Pier, Pinback, Little Dragon, St. Vincent, lots more.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
If we are in a simulation. If what you see as red and what I see as red is the same red, or if we just call it red. Other stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing special, same stuff everyone else does. Probably just chilling at home or with a few friends.
You should message me if
If you feel like talking about music, movies, podcasts, any form of media really. If you don't mind just hanging out. You wanna play D&D sometime.
The two of us