37Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Hoping to meet someone to get some drinks with, disappoint each other at some point later, have garbage children who have to go to therapy later and argue what shade of chartreuse to paint the accent wall in our summer house.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a design director in financial tech and spend the rest of my time geeking out on indie comedy performances and podcasts like Comedy Bang Bang and How Did This Get Made. I've also been a Muay Thai practitioner for the last three years because kicks and being bathed in your own sweat are great ways to expel childhood insecurities.
I’m really good at
Not being narcissistic and boastful. I'm so good at it. I'm probably the best at it actually. I know it when I look in the mirror.
The first things people usually notice about me
The scent of fresh cedar, engine grease, cinnamon and curiousity.

Like the ingredients to a cronut I'm a little difficult to read at first but it's my only defense to a chewy center.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One night I could be watching Frontline on the couch, the next I could be reading Tom Wolfe on my way to a bar to watch a UFC match.
Six things I could never do without
Fresh tortillas
Good weed
Welsh corgis
Founders Brewery
Queens of the Stone Age
Lists of things people like
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a strong black woman who don't need no man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Vegging out or raiding the whisky stash with my coworkers/brothers-in-arms. I save my partying for Thursdays and Saturdays yo. I also got over the notion that every weekend must be spent partying a while ago. However I am still known to get home at 5:30 am on Sunday with plenty of gas left in the tank.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like porn from the 80s the best. I think it's the big feathered hair on all the chicks and some pretty danceable tunes.
You should message me if
- You believe chemistry is the 99% of it.
- You're good at something. Darts, yoga, muffins, spot-welding or anything. This is not the town to be bored in.
- Not all your photos are selfies.
- You aren't in some poly thing. If you are I sincerely wish you the best.

++ Wit, eclectic fashion sense, a filled bookshelf, Staten Island accents and thick legs make my tail wag. Woof.
The two of us