I have tried to be elaborate and descriptive when I have written these before but it was rarely read or considered so I am going to be brief and enumerate some key points here only. Please do not take this to be arrogant or snide as a personal is kind of boastful medium in and of itself. If you are ambitious and adult enough to talk to me you will find that is far from who I am or what I believe. Arrogance is a façade used to mask insecurity.
First, we need to get a few basics out of the way. Primarily, I WILL NOT talk to you with trite and pathetic messages such as “sup”, “yo”, “your hot”, “lets hook up”, or the best pick of all: “wanna f*&k?”. I know that passes for a typical message from a guy on these things but I have more class and couth than that. If that is what you are looking for, first I feel sorry for you and second, they have websites for those so go check there. Im sure you agree this is best, if so please do continue to read…
Second, I refuse to either play head games or have them played with me. I am well educated, cultured, and smart enough to know not only does nothing get accomplished by trickery or manipulation but it often makes things catastrophically worse than if you just communicated your point of view in the first place. If you are the type who thinks I should read your mind or you will try to make me do something by some coy trick, hint, or air of mystique, we wont work. If you are psychologically stable and not mischievous and vindictive please finish…
Third, if you have daddy issues or are not independent enough to not still cling to your parents I will save you time again and tell you we simply wont work. I am a big believer in family and it is something I hold very dear to me but if you haven’t grown up enough to think and reason for yourself yet then you need to do that first prior to involving your unrefined emotions with someone else. Your parents are of vital importance to who you are but your individuality must be present as well. If mom and dad still govern how you live your life as well as when, spend some time to discover who you are and find what make you an individual. Only women strong enough to fit this depiction continue…
Finally, I am not a project for any woman. I don’t need to be “fixed”. I have a mother and I do not need another. I don’t need you to take care of me, help me, do things for me, or tell me what I need to improve. I am a mature man and I can take care of myself. This is not to say that you cant or that I don’t like those things, but it is not a requirement or a necessity for you either. Those things are fantastic and make a man feel wanted and appreciated but they are not required duties like a job. I am not some wimpy guy who needs constant reassurance he is good enough, cute enough, strong enough, smart enough, etc… This means I wont get mad and pout if you don’t call or text me 8639 times a day or snap back a message within 30 seconds of me sending it to you. I am very confident in who I am and what I have achieved in my life and I do not have oppressive insecurities. Bottom line: I know who I am, what I want, and I wont waste anyone’s time or effort in something that has no future. Still with me? Finish below…
Ok if you made it this far here is the important stuff, my name is Michaelangelo, yes you read it correctly. I am 25. I am employed with a steady and secure job. I have my own car which does not smoke, squeal, roar, make any other annoying noises nor attempt to compensate for something else. I have my own place in which I also cook, clean, and do my own laundry. I don’t smoke, no drugs, and I don’t go out and get polluted drunk on a weekly basis. I don’t have a problem being emotional or romantically expressive. I still believe in honor, loyalty, and chivalry and often practice them. I am educated, cultured, patient, and yes kind. Lastly, I use propper splleling & puncatuiaon when I wirte and tlak.
Please do message and let have a conversation. If you read this much also do say something more than “hi” or “hey”. You would expect more of a suitor than that and its only fair I should expect the same. If we don’t click or this profile does not appeal to you I wish you all the best just the same.
Faith (No im not a wacko zealot)