30 Fort Collins, United States
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My self-summary
(Insert comment about how I don't like these boxes). I'm 29, I live in Fort Collins, I love camping and I miss my motorcycle. I read a lot and I'm one class away from finishing my degree in Psychology. I like live music, coffee and naps. If you don't like animals, I don't like you.

I love trying new things and being spontaneous, snuggling, learning, sarcasm, the internet, television (sadly), creating my own radio stations, traveling, art, tattoos and piercings, good friends, my family, parenthesis, intelligence, animals, nature, leg warmers, girls, women, generalities, and apathy.
Not a big fan of facial hair... on men or women ;)

I swear.. a lot. Deal with it. Fucker.

Oh, P.S. I'm not really looking to chat with anyone outside CO or too far away to visit...

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I've created a test! Take it to help me learn more about our compatibility, I promise you won't regret it... and if you do, there's no way you can hold me to that promise so... there.

I am Intelligent, Sarcastic, and Loving
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to enrich myself. Every day is a new opportunity for something great to happen.
I’m really good at
Belittling others while making a fool of myself. That's talent. Also, I'm a decent singer, I'm good with grammar and spelling, and spending my life in the book store. I also rock at being a hermit. And procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm following them. Dun dun duuun!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Passage, The Story of Edgar Sawtelle, Water for Elephants, March, Middlesex, Interpreter of Maladies, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The River King (I was in middle school, ha.), Madame Bovary, Rant, A Walk in the Woods, Freakonomics, The Ruins, Willful Creatures, The Virgin Suicides, Where the Wild Things Are, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Corrections... and probably a bunch I'm forgetting.
I love expanding my reading categories, so if you have suggestions, I'm totally open!

Movies: Catfish, Machete, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, The Descent, 28 Days Later (and Weeks Later, too), Blue Crush (I know, I'm horrible), Zoolander, The Wedding Singer, American Beauty, The Last Unicorn, Harry Potter, The Dark Knight, Magnolia, Moulin Rouge, Rent, Sweeney Todd, Donnie Darko, Amelie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bowling for Columbine, Death Proof...
I love horror movies, documentaries, foreign films, and movies that generally engage the brain area of my body.

Music: I have a really wide variety of tastes, and I can listen to anything (sampling some metal lately), but I'm very partial to indie music. Bands I'm loving lately= Fountains of Wayne, Youthgroup, Rogue Wave, Deathcab for Cutie, The Weepies, Eels, Badly Drawn Boy, Hellogoodbye, Sufjan Stevens, The Killers, Shiny Toy Guns, Regina Spektor, Saul Williams, OK Go, Lily Allen, Michael Jackson, Gorillaz, etc etc etc.

I'm also going to include TV because...I want to: Sopranos, Dexter, The L Word, Six Feet Under, Gilmore Girls, Freaks and Geeks, Glee, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Amazing Race, True Blood, The Walking Dead....
The six things I could never do without
Books, my pets, love, water, sleep, and tattoos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, people I love, vices, and lists of things to do. Whether I am evolving or devolving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays can vary, but generally hanging with friends, or doing something low-key.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I don't like to be asked private questions by people I don't know.
You should message me if
You're still reading. Also if you actually read this.

Also please have these credentials before messaging me:
-A profile... complete with actual shit about you!
-More than one picture
-Between the ages of 23-33 ish *if female* 26-45 *if male* (I'm not too picky about age, but I will not settle for less than both physical and mental attraction)
-Something intelligent or funny to say