When I'm in a shitty mood I usually make some kind of dessert and pass it out to friends and coworkers, just to snap out of it. Fudge, cookies, brownies, etc. I made something the other day similar to a peanut butter Twix. They were awesome.
I am horrible at selling myself. Also at dancing. In my defense, I _am_ a white guy, and there's a reason that stereotype exists. I'm also awful at telling if a woman is flirting or just being friendly - it's why I like one who's direct. Seriously. Don't make me guess.
I'm a better listener than talker, and I have to fight the urge to try and fix the problems people are just looking to vent about. I've also been referred to as a vault, because I don't repeat the things I've been told. I'm like a therapist, but with less training, and lower hourly rates.
More often than I care to admit I try to say two similar words at the same time, creating something that is not, technically speaking, English.
I'm as comfortable holding a 6-week old baby as I am running around with my 3-4 year olds at work. Kids are a huge part of my life, but I'm not looking to have them this instant.
I can bullseye the snooze button without turning my head, or opening my eyes. I am often 5 minutes late to work. There may be a connection between these two facts. I'm not convinced yet.
I don't wear skinny jeans. Let's face it, they look ridiculous.
Also, I'm probably going to pet your dog.
Books: I read a lot of history. Don't worry, I don't expect anyone else to be interested in it, so I don't share. Also, I'm not the least bit pretentious about it. I don't care what, or even if you read.
Movies: The Princess Bride. Man on Fire. Defiance. Anchorman. Really anything but horror.
Shows: Justified. Psych. Archer. Big Bang Theory. The League.
Music: I tend to like a song or two here and there, ranging from classic rock to hip hop. I can never answer the favorite musician question.
Food: Biscuits and gravy. Breakfast in general. Seafood. Meat. Desserts (Which is the real reason I've learned to make them). Peanut sauce.
My Funderwear collection
My safeword (FYI- it's "jazzercise". But you have to do jazz hands while saying it, or it doesn't count.)
Things I'm NOT doing one a typical Friday night:
-Joining a cult
-Redecorating my bathroom
-Painting my nails
-Going on a jihad
-Listening to Wham (Let's face it, they're no Flock of Seagulls)
Also, I like looking at the really low match% and high enemy% profiles, just out of curiosity.
Or if you're attracted, and can say yes to at least several of the following:
-can handle being teased
-don't have issues with fidelity**
-can be goofy
-you're okay with lists. I seem to make a lot of lists***
-don't expect people to be perfect, because I definitely am not
Also, I have a space between my front teeth, courtesy of my dad's side of the family. If you're not okay with that, that's fine, but I'm not going to surprise you with it when we meet.
*This is not the same as a burning sensation when you pee. You should really see a doctor about that.
**Not optional. If it's a struggle for you, have a nice day.
***And use asterisks