coltonrltrees
28Westminster, United States
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My self-summary
Likes: ghouls
Dislikes: knees
What I’m doing with my life
I have a BS in geology and I'm a geospatial information systems analyst... which means I manipulate data that my company mines from users and make maps out of it.
I’m really good at
Making serious situations funny.
Staying positive.
Making liquids come out of your nose.
Common sense.
Science and math.
Guitar.
Keeping calm.
Deadpan.
The first things people usually notice about me
red hairs, tattoos, and not a very serious person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hatchet... not a big reader.

The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Cast Away, Stand By Me, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood

Broad City, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Eastbound and Down, Rick and Morty.

Did you used to listen to Finch,Taking Back Sunday, New Found Glory, Thursday, Blink, etc..? Did we just become best friends?

Podcasts: The Joe Rogan Experience, Your Moms House (Tom Segura), The Monday Morning Podcast (Bill Burr), aaaand a handful of others
Six things I could never do without
Climbing, guitar, adventure, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief, cooking... reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Denim chicken
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed early to do cool stuff in the morning.
Drinking all night to ruin that early morning.
You should message me if
You want to climb or actually meet up for some coffee or fancy meats and cheeses
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