coltonrltrees
27 Westminster, United States
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My self-summary
My soul motivation is to work hard enough in order to live a comfortable lifestyle and support my hobbies which in turn are the source of my happiness. Like everyone else... right?

*not a believer in Jesus.. nor Trump
What I’m doing with my life
I have a BS in geology and I'm a geospatial information systems analyst... which means I manipulate data that my company mines from users and make maps out of it.
I’m really good at
Making serious situations funny.
Staying positive.
Making liquids come out of your nose.
Common sense.
Science and math.
Guitar.
Keeping calm.
Deadpan.
The first things people usually notice about me
red hairs, tattoos, and not a very serious person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hatchet... not a big reader.

The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Heroes, Tommy Boy, Gangs of New York, Leon the Professional, Moon, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Dumb and Dumber, Bio-Dome, Into the Wild, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls, Airplane, Cast Away, Stand By Me, Step Brothers, Dog Day Afternoon, There Will Be Blood

Broad City, Bob's Burgers, South Park, Workaholics, Archer, The Office, Always Sunny, Trailer Park Boys, Top Gear, Parks and Rec, Game of Thrones, Eastbound and Down, Rick and Morty.

Every Time I Die, The Story So Far, State Champs, Boys Night Out, New Found Glory, Four Year Strong, Blink 182... Basically, a lot pop-punk. Chuck Ragan, Cake, RX Bandits, Between the Buried and Me, Protest the Hero, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Dallas Green, Tom Waits, The Chronic 2001, Wu Tang, Valient Thorr, Cancer Bats, The Boss, 90's pop.

Podcasts: The Joe Rogan Experience, Your Moms House (Tom Segura), The Monday Morning Podcast (Bill Burr), aaaand a handful of others
The six things I could never do without
Climbing, guitar, adventure, intellectual stimulation, comedic relief, cooking... reddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Denim chicken
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed early to do cool stuff in the morning.
Drinking all night to ruin that early morning.
You should message me if
You want to climb or actually meet up for some coffee or fancy meats and cheeses
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