47 Campbell, United States
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My self-summary
I am a 40 something broke, nudist, stand up comic, model, actor who is in an open poly marriage. I do some comedy producing and hosting. I have done comedy 28 years. I grew up Irish and Catholic. I live near San Jose. I love baseball, go A's. I am the sort of guy who likes to give back when I can. I try to meet hate with love and try not to let the grind of day to day life change the essence of who I am or what I believe in. I am very down to earth. I love love. I am also a political and social activist. I want to change the world. I love to hike, hug a tree. Walk on the beach. Do something small like sit on a bench and people watch. I am a very open minded nudist. I sometimes feel 12 and I am outgoing but goofy. Sometimes shy.
What I’m doing with my life
Coming up with a survival plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.... Oh yes ... it's coming!

All kidding aside. I am started a new comedy room in Campbell. It had it's first ever show on May 2014. It features only up and coming comics. called Off The Hook Comedy Showcase. First ever show where I produce and host the show so I wear many hats. It is still going strong nearly 2 years later. I am very proud of it

Other then that I act. I am a comedian and I am a social activist fighting hunger.
I’m really good at
Talking.... walking..... sitting.... rolling over.... playing fetch....but I great at driving people nuts.... LOL
The first things people usually notice about me
How much better I look in person then my photos. Odd but true. Been told that a lot! Also how green my eyes are
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Everybody Poops. Great book! Does get a ha? Maybe?

I LOVE the iliad. Really anything from Homer. That is not a joke.

TV. Love Love love Dr Who, Torchwood, Monkees, Top Gear UK, The Good Wife, Are You Being Served, Modern Family, A's baseball when it is in season. Gilligan's Island.

Music wise I like THE MONKEES, BEATLES, Rick Nelson, U 2, Peter Tork, Johnny Cash, The Nalts, Shonun Knife, Housemartins and Neon Trees, Adele, The Black Keys, Beach Boys, Bee Gees and more

Food I am open. I have a shellfish allergy. Love Indian, Italian, South American, and a burger if I am in the mood.
The six things I could never do without
A mirror. I love me! Okay I kid!

silver bullets just in case,
wooden stake just in case,
garlic just in case
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many wood would a wood chuck chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
holding secret meetings of the FLF! Feline Liberation Front! Meow!!! Hiss!!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A few Things.

#1 I want to be in a Zombie or Vampire movie.

#2 I sometimes go against what society say's is wrong. Everyone should love who they love and no one should judge... I love love.


#3 I am very shy on the inside no matter what you see on the outside.
You should message me if
Are you poly and looking to date someone? Hit me up. Are you looking for FWB then hit me up. I prefer within say 40 or 50 miles. NOTE if you are not poly or in an open relationship. NOT a deal breaker but you have to accept that I am poly and in an open relationship.

Note: Extra points if you are a hippie! I love my granola girls. The more earthy the better.

A LOT of extra points if you like stand up comedy!

A lot of extra points if you are an open minded nudist though not required.

Open to all races and ages.