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My self-summary
I am a 40 something broke, nudist, stand up comic, model, actor and activist who is in an open and poly marriage. SHE KNOWS I AM ON HERE AND SHE IS TOO ACTUALLY. I have done comedy 29 years. I live near San Jose. I love baseball, go A's. I am very down to earth. I love love. I want to change the world.I still believe I can. I love to hike, hug a tree. Walk on the beach. I am a very open minded nudist. I sometimes feel 12 and I am outgoing but goofy. Sometimes shy. I am pansexual. Don't be shy drop my a line.
What I’m doing with my life
Coming up with a survival plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.... Oh yes ... it's coming!

All kidding aside.I am acting a ton. I am doing a lot of stand up. This is my job. I do not have a day job. I am getting well known but am broke due to living here in the bay area. I am a social activist. Causes include fighting hunger, Flint MI water crisis, LGBTQ causes and raising awareness of things that are not right or just.
I’m really good at
Talking.... walking..... sitting.... rolling over.... playing fetch....but I great at driving people nuts.... LOL
The first things people usually notice about me
How much better I look in person then my photos. Odd but true. Been told that a lot! Also how green my eyes are
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Everybody Poops. Great book! Does get a ha? Maybe?

I LOVE the iliad. Really anything from Homer. That is not a joke.

TV. Love Love love Dr Who, Torchwood, Monkees, Top Gear UK, The Good Wife, Are You Being Served, Modern Family, A's baseball when it is in season. Gilligan's Island.

Music wise I like THE MONKEES, BEATLES, Rick Nelson, U 2, Peter Tork, Johnny Cash, The Nalts, Shonun Knife, Housemartins and Neon Trees, Adele, The Black Keys, Beach Boys, Bee Gees and more

Food I am open. I have a shellfish allergy. Love Indian, Italian, South American, and a burger if I am in the mood.
Six things I could never do without
A mirror. I love me! Okay I kid!

silver bullets just in case,
wooden stake just in case,
garlic just in case
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many wood would a wood chuck chuck?
On a typical Friday night I am
holding secret meetings of the FLF! Feline Liberation Front! Meow!!! Hiss!!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A few Things.

#1 I want to be in a Zombie or Vampire movie.

#2 I sometimes go against what society say's is wrong. Everyone should love who they love and no one should judge... I love love.


#3 I am very shy on the inside no matter what you see on the outside.
You should message me if
Are you poly and looking to date someone other than a primary? Hit me up. Are you looking for FWB then hit me up. I prefer no more then say 40 or 50 miles. NOTE if you are not poly or in an open relationship. NOT a deal breaker but you have to accept that I am poly and in an open relationship.

A LOT of extra points if you like stand up comedy!

A lot of extra points if you are an open minded nudist though not required.

Open to all races genders and ages. Prefer women and couples.
The two of us