57Bayside, United States
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My self-summary
I thought the best way to do this was to actually put together a personal ad describing my likes/dislikes and what I am looking for.Then I realized it's not that easy just using initials but here goes:.........SWM seeks SWF.UCLA grad with PHD looking for VIP with BMW. I love NBC,CBS,BLT'S ,KFC ,RUN DMC and JAY Z I dislike...FBI, CIA DMV IRS STD'S and PMS.. I'm a big traveler
TWA,LIRR.BQE,FDR and the LIE. Call me AM/PM ask for SL...

Someone said "forget O.K CUPID",you'll meet someone when you're out with your pet". Tried it and looked like an idiot....walking down the street carrying my aquarium!!!!

I checked out a site for Russian mail order brides.Could not believe the cost was 50,000 dollars !! I called up and asked if they had any irregulars.......

My parent's celebrated 55 years of marriage.I asked my dad " do you and mom still make love" .He replied " yes, but it's different now. When I smack her in the ass the lights in the room come on "....

What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing stand-up comedy and looking for a publisher for my book
I’m really good at
filling out surveys on dating sites !
The first things people usually notice about me
My tan in the summer
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any music from late 60's through the 70's. Seinfeld,King of Queens,Raymond,Family Guy,Law and Order....Lifetime ( but i really don't cry as often as i should)
Six things I could never do without
Music...T.V....PIZZA..THE NY YANKEES ...Glass of wine....Internet...The Sun.....Family/Friends ....cherry ices
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why you are reading this and not writing to me !!
On a typical Friday night I am
Making people laugh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You are pretty,witty and serious about meeting someone special.
The two of us