I just bought a house, and the first things I bought to put inside it were throw pillows that say "Classy Motherfucker" & "Bitch I Might Be".
More awkward than Tina Belcher.
I dye my hair more than anyone else you know.
I own three dogs, one of which is named beefcake. Also have two cats.
Also marathoning Netflix series.
Trying to learn sign language. It's not going well. I told my deaf coworker fuck you instead of thank you, and now she won't help me practice.
Remembering almost everything. I got an elephant tattoo because I have a good memory, then all of a sudden I started forgetting things. So it goes!
I don't watch TV or movies very often but I like bobs burgers and it's always sunny.
If you go through my music it's a strange collection of really depressing/angry/sad love songs or party music. Indie, pop punk, hardcore, and electro-pop, pop, hip hop. It depends on the day I guess. Some favorites are: Elliott Smith, Bright Eyes, Lana Del Rey, Her Space Holiday, City and Colour, The Good Life, American Football, Therefore I am, The Tower and The Fool, The Wonder Years, New Found Glory, Brand New, Archie Star, The Millionaires, Dev. I also have an unhealthy obsession with Watsky.
I only wear dresses.
Or not sleeping because I stayed up all night reading Wikipedia because I looked up one thing and then kept clicking links to different articles and end up somewhere completely unrelated to where I started.
You're looking for a special lady friend who is tattooed, curvy, intelligent, and can support herself.
If you'd like new friends, I'd also be down to hang out and explore places/get drinks!