26Norton, United States
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My self-summary
My entire personality can be encapsulated in the following anecdote:
I just bought a house, and the first things I bought to put inside it were throw pillows that say "Classy Motherfucker" & "Bitch I Might Be".

More awkward than Tina Belcher.
I dye my hair more than anyone else you know.
I own three dogs, one of which is named beefcake. Also have two cats.
What I’m doing with my life
Working with service dogs, seeing friends/family when I have free time, playing with my cats&puppies.

Also marathoning Netflix series.

Trying to learn sign language. It's not going well. I told my deaf coworker fuck you instead of thank you, and now she won't help me practice.
I’m really good at
Being terribly awkward by accident; though only if I like you.

Remembering almost everything. I got an elephant tattoo because I have a good memory, then all of a sudden I started forgetting things. So it goes!
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, my tattoos, or if I'm having trouble walking in a straight line and then veer off to the right and knock a bunch of stuff over trying to avoid falling.. Then usually they notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bukowski, Vonnegut, Rimbaud, so many others. I read a lot.

I don't watch TV or movies very often but I like bobs burgers and it's always sunny.

If you go through my music it's a strange collection of really depressing/angry/sad love songs or party music. Indie, pop punk, hardcore, and electro-pop, pop, hip hop. It depends on the day I guess. Some favorites are: Elliott Smith, Bright Eyes, Lana Del Rey, Her Space Holiday, City and Colour, The Good Life, American Football, Therefore I am, The Tower and The Fool, The Wonder Years, New Found Glory, Brand New, Archie Star, The Millionaires, Dev. I also have an unhealthy obsession with Watsky.
Six things I could never do without
Dresses (x6)
I only wear dresses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I should put in this box.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going to bed way too early.
Or not sleeping because I stayed up all night reading Wikipedia because I looked up one thing and then kept clicking links to different articles and end up somewhere completely unrelated to where I started.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Ménière's disease; which is why I have balance issues and I'm learning sign language. Ask me more about it if you're curious, I'd be happy to explain it :)
You should message me if
You'll be my jimmy jr

You're looking for a special lady friend who is tattooed, curvy, intelligent, and can support herself.

If you'd like new friends, I'd also be down to hang out and explore places/get drinks!
The two of us