47 Panama City Beach, United States
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My self-summary
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that **stard barehanded and I'll win! Can any other guys here say that?

So you lost your car keys? I'll start your car with my laser eyes!

Stuff I have done

I destroyed Atlantis just because the Atlanteans pissed me off

I had sex with The Spice Girls while dressed as a wolverine

I actually am a wolverine

Fell off the Eiffel tower

Set up sex scandals to blackmail wealthy politicians

Gave advice to Chuck Norris on how to be a badass

Direct descendant of Beowulf

Can make small objects float in the air using only my mind

Defended myself against street thugs using only a rolled up newspaper

I might be interested in meeting you if you are attractive and have a personality
What I’m doing with my life
Lots of things in the works. Check back for updates.
I’m really good at
Being evasive
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a wolverine
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything about wolverines

And the classic books

And Fight Club
The six things I could never do without
Protein powder, my Jeep, fresh air, books, smartphone,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get rich quick
On a typical Friday night I am
Definitely out having fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You are pretty and interesting