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My self-summary
My name is Kyle. I bowl, bike and and fix computer shit. Occasionally really funny thoughts show up in my brain and i share them with other people brains. Sometimes other brains don't like this, oh well.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in network administration. Sometimes you get interesting puzzles to figure out, other times you have to delete a million emails. No 2 days are the same. Eventually i hope to help maintain the hardware of our robot overlords... or at least make a decent living fixing shit. Most people cold have their problems fixed by a trained monkey.
I’m really good at
I seem to be good at reading and quoting things that grab my attention. My attention span is either endless or very short. Once I'm enjoying myself, I never get bored, whether it's reading, a conversation, or just someones company.
The first things people usually notice about me
i exist..
but probably that i answer questions in a way that's not intended.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sci-fi books and Fantasy. I like mostly action books but also appreciate some romance, mystery and suspense. The characters have to be the center of the story not the Sci-Fi.

My favorite authors (anyone I liked enough to remember their name off the top of my head).

Sci-Fi: Issaic Asimov, Douglas Adams, Anne McCafrey, David Weber, Dietez, Orson Scott Card, David Drake. and Scalzi

Fantasy:Rachael Harrison, J.K. Rowling, Eion Colfer, K.A. applegate.

Action: John Ringo and Tom Clancy

recently I've been watching more reading for entertainment. I love dark humor and will watch almost anything if i think its funny.
Six things I could never do without
Laptop, Car, Family, Dog, Beer, and Bowling in no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What not to think about.
Nothing and Everything.
What I can do to cheer someone I like up.
Alternate endings, stoylines, or settings for my favorite books and movies, Although I don't really remember them.
Anything about my surroundings that amuses me.
What will make me happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to kick back and relax with a few comedy videos or talk about random stuff with some of my close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have opinions. If you don't like them I have others.

Some people say the glass is half full, others say the glass is half empty.
I say the glass is twice as big as it has to be.

It takes very little time to for me to bare all to those who want to listen.
it takes a little longer for me to bare all to those who want to look.
You should message me if
If you've read this far and still think I sound like a perfectly reasonable guy.

If you find yourselves getting a what? response when some of your ideas come out of you mouth, we will definitely get along.

I am willing to talk openly in a seriously silly conversation and let your inner child be outward bound, not the love child that sends me hate mail.

I like people that can remove barriers that stop you from saying what you want to say, at least in private. What you have to say does matter to me. Some people take being polite too far for me when I want to know how they really feel. I won't hold it against you for saying something most would consider rude, as long as it's in proper English. Battles of randomness and wit are always appreciated, but I'm happy to talk to anyone that will open up to me.
The two of us