26 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I don't really live in Austin I live in South America (undisclosed location....or is South America just one large amorphoud place?), use this for creepin/ reading modern US slang. Thanks!

I'm a complete badass with a heart of gold.
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking coffee with my grandparents, getting flat tires on my bike, watching cute babies for money. .
I’m really good at
waking up early, biting, making salad, threesomes, Kierkegaarding
The first things people usually notice about me
chascona. nose ring if I'm feeling rebellious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Murakami, The Phantom Tollbooth, social theory and her queer children, Lonely Planet books, the newspaper, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, ANNA KARENINA

punk stuff, Paul Simon, the Mountain Goats, Joni Mitchell holy shit this entire site is an elucidation of "Cactus Tree," pop music other people like or that expresses my inner emotions, Chance the Rapper

The Simpsons, Sex Nerd Sandra, Mental Illness Happy Hour, Mark Maron

Packing lunch, noodles, yogurt, popcorn, tea and coffee. IPAs. The cauliflower from Sultan's Market.
The six things I could never do without
pens and paper
airway, breathing, and circulation
Garlic and onions (let's kiss!)
My fraaaaaands and family omg lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the grid system, north-south east-west coordinates.
sources of protein.
systemic inequality and how my own patterns of consumption and behavior are part of larger oppressive structures aka how fucked up things are
how to write about all that.
how to help people in legitimately useful ways
Can I wear jean shorts to this upcoming social engagement?
You should message me if
-you like to read out loud, are competent on a bike, enjoy sunlight and sriracha.

-you're comfortable with your kinks and want to enjoy them on a regular basis.

-texting is not the ideal way to make connections between human beings who have never met each other.

-it is hard to get the news from poems/yet men die every day for lack of what is found there.