I’m the kind of guy who always finds himself in awkward situations. Whether it be falling in front of tons of people or getting stuck in revolving doors. I’m the guy who gets hit on by lesbians and has to wonder whether I should have re-thought the haircut and vest?
Laughing when people fall, including myself. Even when my intentions are not to.
Coming across as sarcastic when trying to comfort someone. Also not intentional.
Forgetting where I parked my car and thus, my keys.
I'll pretty much eat anything that has been pickled.
You find any of this irritating
Upon first seeing my photo you feel righteous indignation.
Let's talk about it.