22 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I've dedicated my life to saying things like "Yes!" And "You betcha!".

Overly silly fake adult, hacking the planet so he can rake in all that sweet, sweet money, while getting really into cookin and playin video games. Want to know anything about Ancient history? I'll ramble your ear off for a few hours, don't worry, I got you.

My dog Biscuits is a cool dude and a great wingman, so if you're a fan of dogs, we'll most likely get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Workin as a Software Engineer, doin cool stuff with cool people.

The greenbelt is my backyard, so swimming and hiking are a part of the daily routine, but dear god it's hot. So. Hot.

Got video game love still in my blood, so I try to get some of that at least once a day, sometimes less, sometimes more, who knows.

Really working on mixing my gym skills with my cooking skills, so I've got both of those things going for me.

Workin on my dad jokes, I've enough of those to last a lifetime
I’m really good at
Cooking. Turns out spending years screwing up random recipes and cutting my hands a lot would help me absorb the skills set deep within my cooking knife to become a pretty great chef. You like cupcakes? I got all the cupcakes.

Becoming decent at drinking scotch has also taken a lot of time and effort, but I'm pretty sure I've gotten it down so it doesn't taste like battery acid most of the time.

Puns are my shit.

Playing video games, partly because I made them for a long time, mostly from the fact that I grew up spending a lot of time with friends or alone playing video games. So far, steam game count is past 200, so if you're interested in going head to head in a game, I've probably got it.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea, this seems like a really weird question to ask someone you've just met, but if I had to guess, probably that I'm tall?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books:
Honestly, if you have a good fantasy book, you should probably tell me because damn, do I love fantasy.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Community, Sherlock, Merlin(damn you last season!), Parks and Rec, Scrubs, Archer, and ooh, I'm been really into Mad Men recently

Favorite bands: To keep my outward, peppy exterior going, I listen to a bunch of really happy pop bands, like Walk the Moon and Foster the People. I'm also really, really into Passion Pit. Otherwise,
Two Door Cinema Club,
Purity Ring,
Paramore (They're a 00's band, it's scary)
The Killers

Favorite types of food:
Italian food is amazing, I'm also really into a nice, rare steak. Otherwise, throw me some good vietnamese food and we can call it a day.
The six things I could never do without
My Phone. I mean, how else will I communicate with people? Carrier Pigeon? Actually, that sounds awesome.

My computer, because I'm pretty sure that if I lost having easy access to the internet, I'd have some sort of withdrawal.

My longboard, I mean who still walks places? Psh, not me.

Biscuits, because how else am I going to get a bunch of fur all over my apartment?

Deep, wonderful Sarcasm.

A chair that leans back just far enough that you feel relaxed, but not so far that you feel like you're falling backwards.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do you exactly train a dog? How do you train a dog that doesn't listen at all?

How much sleep do I really need before work?

How do you ask a friend "Hey, please take a picture of me so I can put it on my dating profile"

Do carbs matter if I don't think about them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Bringing out the groove dancing downtown with some friends, having a Wizard drinking night, or mostly chilling at my place with some netflix and popcorn. If I'm not worried about having to go do something, I'll whip out a couple controllers and get my video game blood pumping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually two gnomes and a slightly taller gnome stacked on top of the others hiding inside of a trenchcoat.
You should message me if
If you're fun, energetic, and willing to listen to me ramble for twenty minutes about my dog, or how the Greek language is really weird, or look at my dog pictures because he's really cool and awesome.