corban123
22 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I've dedicated my life to saying things like "Yes!" And "You betcha!".

I'm a recent graduate from UT Austin, walking the fine line between being an adult and a raging alcoholic. But seriously, I love to explore everything from food to music, and usually try to be overly silly. I'm also passionate about ancient cultures and literature, which means I'm pretty much prepared for any party. Though, that may explain why I don't get invited often... huh.

My dog Biscuits is a cool dude and a great wingman, so if you're a fan of dogs, we'll most likely get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out what to do with my last remaining days as a non-adult, but otherwise I'm starting as a Software Engineer relatively soon.

Biscuits has reminded me that it's probably not healthy to stay hidden in the dark recesses of my room, so we've been doing some hiking when the blazing heat that is Texas weather isn't making us feel like Spongebob when he walks on dry land.

Otherwise, just a lot of working out and cooking.
I’m really good at
Blowing money on going out every day didn't seem very smart for me, so I've gotten really good at cooking and baking. Recently got through my bread-baking phase, and we're now onto desserts.

Also really good at drinking scotch, dancing like nobody is watching, and forgetting whether or not I left the oven on...Shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea, this seems like a really weird question to ask someone you've just met, but if I had to guess, probably that I'm tall?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books:
A Song of Ice and Fire,
The Way of Kings series ,
The Name of The Wind series,
Harry Potter series

TV Shows:
Game of Thrones,
Doctor Who,
Community,
Breaking Bad,
Sherlock,
Merlin(damn you last season!),
Parks and Rec,
Game of Thrones,
Scrubs,
House,
Arrow

Favorite bands:
Walk the Moon,
Passion Pit,
The Mowgli's,
Daft Punk,
Vampire Weekend,
Capital cities,
Watsky

Favorite types of food:
Anything that makes me not hungry.
The six things I could never do without
My Phone. I mean, how else will I communicate with people? Carrier Pigeon? Actually, that sounds awesome.

My computer, because I'm pretty sure that if I lost having easy access to the internet, I'd have some sort of withdrawal.

My longboard, I mean who still walks places? Psh, not me.

Biscuits, because how else am I going to get a bunch of fur all over my apartment?

Deep, wonderful Sarcasm.

A chair that leans back just far enough that you feel relaxed, but not so far that you feel like you're falling backwards.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How does one properly say "No" to a puppy?

Is there actually treasure at the bottom of this bottle of whiskey, and how quickly can I get to it?

Do carbs matter if I don't think about them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Bringing out the groove dancing downtown with some friends, having a Wizard drinking night, or mostly chilling at my place with some netflix and popcorn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually two gnomes and a slightly taller gnome stacked on top of the others hiding inside of a trenchcoat.
You should message me if
You think a Nutella oreo deep dish chocolate cheesecake sounds delicious, and think you can totally beat me at Mario kart
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