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My self-summary
I rarely come on here unless Im bored but anyway... Hi there, Im a part time pe teacher /aspiring vet tech who's just looking to meet people. I'd like to first say I'm not looking for a hookup just to be clear. Im a total geek/nerd and completely not ashamed of that. (Nerds are the sexiest anyway) and Im pretty much the very definition of tomboy. Im also very much into gaming (rpgs, action/adventure). Im a HUGE film buff especially a fan of horror. I come off as pretty shy and awkward (ok extremely awkward but it makes for good stories) but I become very social once you get to know me. Im on here just to make new friends for now, so message me if you want to have some fun conversation. Or you know discuss the meaning of life or whatever.
Wow that was probably worded terribly, but hey its 3am on my 4th drink and Im no Shakespere. Love the guys works though, dude could write the shit out of a sonnet.
What I’m doing with my life
Illustration major at art school.
Going back to school to be a vetrinary technitian
Collecting tarantulas and lizards to build an army
Scaring people in family restaurants.
contemplating if the burrito in my fridge is still good to eat
Creeping around on the internet.
I’m really good at
drawing, video games, useless movie trivia, taking care of angry lizards and venomus arachnids, pretending to know what I'm doing and sailing
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I have huge eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HORROR MOVIES!!! Deadpool, Indiana Jones, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Mad Max, The Shining, The Evil Dead trilogy, Jaws, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Babadook, Trailer Park Boys, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Lord of the Rings, The Misfits, Sex Pistols, The Cramps, DAVID FUCKING BOWIE, Led Zeppelin, Thee Oh Sees, The Black Lips, Ty Seagal, The Doors, Pink Floyd, CCR, any and most classic rock, comics, tons of other movies not listed and mexican food and milk steak boiled over hard, with the finest jelly beans (you should know what that means)
Six things I could never do without
my laptop, my lizard, my tarantulas, my flip flops, my leather jacket, and nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ghouls, magnents, peoples knees ( seriously cover that up) spooky shit, classic muscle cars, reptiles, spiders, tv shows, movies, video games, weather or not to get my ass out of bed to make some breakfast (at 2pm) how cool it would be to do shrooms and then watch that tech virus episode of adventure time, stuff and things, where all my beer went, you know the important things in life
On a typical Friday night I am
on the internet
out with friends
That's about it
My life is boring
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im super shy but just keep talking to me I swear I only get more awesome from here

Also I love reptiles theyve become a bit of a hobby of mine.

My current lizard child is a blue tongue skink named Solaire after the dark souls character. He is my scaley son and I adore him.

I also have a few tarantulas an A.reversum named named Varys, a mexican redrump named Ramone, a curly hair named Misfit, a salmon pink birdeater named Black Sabbath and a green bottle blue tarantula named Ziggy Stardust the Spider from Mars. Bonus points for those who get the theme.

Ask me about my weird ass pets! (cats and dogs are too mainstream)
You should message me if
You dont mind weird people who make weird pop culture references, you dont mind someone who will ramble about snakes and spiders, you know what pon faar is and regularly use it in terrible pick up lines, have good grammar, enjoys humor that would normally cause people disgust and mark you as a possible sociopath, trolling, are a dovakiin, creative, love going out into nature and hiking, are slightly disgruntled you cant list Klingon and Tolkien Elvish as known languages on here, you know who Ralph Steadman is love his art and don't mind someone who will rant and rave about him and Hunter S Thompson, and would just like to chat HIT ME UP BRO.
The two of us