coryj711
27 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
So what does one say to capture who you are to a complete stranger via an online dating site? Well just think of a witty, somewhat cynical, rather nerdy and adventurous individual and you get somebody that is a lot more attractive than me.

The real nitty-gritty. I fell sucker to the magical powers of craft beer. I've been in the industry for a few years now and am looking to pursue the art of cervesa while I finish my degree. Interested in: you name it, but it tends to be in the nature of awful misquoting, chaos, oddities, wine, words and would it be horrible to say earth, wind and fire?
What I’m doing with my life
beer wizarding, school, living and shiz
I’m really good at
distracting, Taboo, relating, bad story telling, people-watching, geography, doing 20 different tasks and completing three of them, naming the musician/artist within the first 20 seconds- I am the soundhound, things in the kitchen
The first things people usually notice about me
i have big hair and sometimes people say my teeth are perfect
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
oh boy.

Books: Poisonwood Bible, Prodigal Summer (anything Barbara Kingsolver really), A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Giving Tree, Mama Day, Pat Conroy, Bill Bryson, Their Eyes Were Watching God,
Music: This list could be endless. Music that tends to vibrate the soul and shake your bones. Sucker for the harmonica.
Movies: Also could be endless. I'm all over the place when it comes to film. Funny, pain, a lot of both, a weird infatuation with mafia movies and 80s film. Not afraid of subtitles and I have been known to go on documentary binges.
Shows: Homeland, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Workaholics, Parks and Rec, Mad Men, Band of Brothers, Stand-Up, The Office
Food: If I can't pronounce it, I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
family&friends
music
books
passion
humor
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Adulting
Purpose and change
The space where the Colbert report and (Jon's) Daily show used to live
Words and sharing said words
What show can I afford while maintaining to keep my lights on
Planning muh down undah trip
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, working and working. Or when I'm off I'm gallivanting with friends, convincing people I am a great dj, or having a night in cooking dinner/drinking wine/ playing board games and planning my next adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think mitch hedberg was brilliant.
You should message me if
if you want to help me explore baltimore.
if you have a suggestion for a witty okcupid name. yeah guys, you are killing it.
if you like to talk or listen or stare in silence.
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